Maybe we should post a list of our flaws to assure these sugar daddies that we are real and that just because we happen to be lovely to look at and play with, it is still okay to approach us with honesty and to be themselves.
Shit, girl I am nervous everytime I log in!
I get approached everywhere I go- even with my children in tow, and I am polite about turning them away, I am still personable and approachable…women smack their men upside the back of the head for staring too hard, and I have no “real” friends (except a lesbian)but, no matter the judgement due to appearance or whatever- I am still the coolest female I know 😉
Let’s see (I have a feeling I will be all alone on this, but oh well…I’m good):
I leave my hair products on the countertops (in all 3 bathrooms!)
I DO NOT DIET- EVER!
I have a “pooch”- from 3 kids, yep 3.
I am not a doormat
I own clothes with the tags still on them
I am built like a woman and I plan on staying that way
I dye my hair with the seasons, but I am still a partial blonde, no matter how dark I go..
I have a low tolerance for stupid shit
I am not good at playing pretend- it takes too much work
I am actively hunting down a Green Amethyst ensemble from Whitehall Jewelers…it is consuming me at this time (once acquired, a new obsession will surely take its’ place)
I love specialty chocolates and desserts
I go to Canada just for the Steak
I waste a lot of gasoline
I leave my shoes lying around the house
I am demanding- even on a budget
I am an adrenaline junkie
I don’t like talking on the phone
I think too much
I read too much
I am a night owl & 5hr energy drink fiend
I have braces, so my head game is hurt…don’t know? don’t ask 😉
I believe in the “energy” of things, and its’ power
I am a good mom, so YOU might get stuck out at some point
I play my music loud enough to vibrate your soul
I smoke Newports
I don’t do nightclubs
I don’t like to be kept waiting or guessing…I will delete you rather than wait too long
I buy bootlegg movies
I love flea markets and thrift stores- just like looking through other people’s junk
I am tan, but my non-tan areas are ridiculously white
I don’t wax anything except my eyebrows
I will not fake the big O for you…but, maybe for me 😉
I have 36F boobs…lingerie is expensive
I can see you
k, and for the final flaw:… I have so many more flaws than this.
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