Did you like our “Sex & Sugar: WTF Sex Tips and Erroneous Zones” blog? Sugar Babies and Sugar Daddies are known to be adventurous, so the usual missionary or cow-girl can get redundant. It seems every other issue of Men’s Health or Cosmopolitan is coming up with the “New Sex Position Banned in X Amount of Countries” or the “New Sex Position He’ll Never Forget”, which end up being a newly illustrated version of the 64 Kama Sutra positions. If you ask a non-Sugar Daddy about the matter, the usual response is that all sex positions are made the same—the crazier, the better, as long as he can tell his friends he did it. (Now, aren’t we glad for the mature and sophisticated Sugar Daddies of the world?) Ask a woman and you’ll receive a full list of funny and horrific stories about exactly how “sexy” some of these really are. Below are the sex positions that can ruin the mood, but don’t fret Gentlemen there are alternatives to your favorite position that she may hate.
(Please note that we decided to use non-Kama Sutra names for the positions)
According to Men’s Health, “She’ll have full access to your scrotum, buttocks, and anus for adding teasing and pleasuring”. True, as well as your hairy legs and feet in her face. We’ll let the illustration speak for itself…
The Boogey Man of sex positions, even athletic Sugar Babies can’t seem to get with this one. Maybe it’s the all the blood rushing to your head while trying to brace yourself for each thrust, then landing on said blood filled head when he loses himself mid-orgasm.
What are your favorite positions?
Do you have any horror or funny stories of your own? Share them and we may feature you on the blog!