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Long Distance Sugar

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There’s no denying that long distance relationships take more effort than most.  But a long distance Sugar arrangement can have some sweet rewards. Here’s a few tips for making the most of the distance from your Daddy.

Keep it Quality

While it may be tempting to unload every tiny detail on him when you get to talk, remember to keep the conversation quality. You don’t get as much time together, so make the most of what you do, and be sure to ditch the mundane. It’s a safe bet to stick to the highlights and always keep it positive.

Sync Your Schedules

Dating a Daddy from a distance can be difficult, especially when time zones come into play.  Be sure to keep the time differnce in mind when reaching out as not to wake him at odd hours or interrupt a meeting in the middle of the day. Iron out the best times and best methods for prime communication. Bonus points for keeping a clock set to his area on your phone so you can know the difference at a quick glance to avoid a timely mistake.

Arrangement Details

Arrangements are far from a new concept to Sugar Babies and Sugar Daddies. So, much like any other arrangement, be very upfront about your needs and expectations. Long distance Sugar requires a few extra things to cover including how often each of you visit, what communication is expected while you are apart and of course the best way to spread the Sugar. The more detailed the better to get the most out of being apart. While this seems meticulous, that feeling seems to slip away after a rewarding weekend together.

Be Intriguing

Keep your Sugar Daddy on the hook despite the distance with a bit of intrigue. Sending a playful picture of yourself with a simple “missing you” is sure to keep you on his mind until the next time you’re reunited. Even sending a bit of snail mail or a postcard on your next venture is a nice unexpected surprise sure to make him smile. Sweet, small gestures are always memorable.

How do you kindle the flame with your long distance Sugar?

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1,099 Responses to “Long Distance Sugar”

  1. Ch-leonidas-for-SM says:

    THis is a good thing for those who want to maintain their private life private ! but as in real life arrangements it always depends on the persons weather they want to put in the effort to make it work or not.

  2. This website wrecked my life . I fell in love , she told me same but cheated on me after investing over 200k on her and her dreams . So both a cheater and a pro only interested in money . Not on,y broke my heart but my sons as well . Don’t do it !

    • Jaybird923 says:

      You invested all that but what did she invest or sacrifice for you? Never invest more into someone than they are willing to invest in you. The words I love you have no value until after your actions demonstrate that I am indeed loved.

      Sorry that this happened to you. In the future demand more from others, let them prove that they are worthy of your generosity and heart before handing it over on a silver platter. best of luck to you

    • Fundude says:

      Omegas gonna omega

    • Marie says:

      So sorry for the pain. Please keep in mind that this could happen anywhere not just this site. Also, my oldest has four children and never lets them near those who she
      Is dating.
      Next, Im not an expert, but when something bad happens, I use it to grow and evaluate myself. Takes time but remember to look at fantasy vs reality.

  3. AddieRose says:

    An LDSD is helpful when discretion is necessary. It will work if you make it work.

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  5. Mercedes Young says:

    I prefer someone I can physically be around myself, but have had a successful long distance relationship before. We got to know more about each other and be creative to keep our connection fun. So if I shared chemistry with a funny sweet guy online I would get excited every time I woke up in the morning and checked my mail lol

  6. Cheekydee says:

    Well I have been on 3 long distance SD/SB arrangements with foreign daddies but we did not meet online. I am from an African country. They would fly me to them or at times meet in a different country. One actually loved to come around to my country so we met a lot of times. They were very great experiences. Now I joined SA to look for this kind of arrangement but I have not been lucky to find someone who is willing to fly me to him or travel to me. I have a flexible schedule so we can work on the meeting times without problem. Are there this kind of Daddies on SA?

  7. SweetYoungNatalia says:

    I think this would be a pretty awesome relationship! You’d have to be willing to put in the effort and have fun at the same time.

  8. Aiyrn_Uma says:

    Looking distance relationships are not easy they take work. I’m currently considering a long distance SD, and already working out details for the amount of time and attention he will need from me. Each person like each relationship will require different things.

    I feel it is even more important to get to know your SD/SM so you can understand the kind of things that he/she will enjoy best when interacting with you. It’s not an Instagram relationship, not a pen pal relationship.

  9. Looking but no luck says:

    I think this would be a great arrangement/relationship. The SD wants to keep their personal life apart (usually) and if meeting a few times a month, fun to fly out the girl!

    • ATLSD says:

      Looking. You are beautiful but looks like you got advice from Tumblr/IG on your profile and approach to being a SB. You will continue to have no luck unless you change

      Good luck

  10. GinafoLopez says:

    I’m interested in this and am willing to put in the effort :)

  11. Anonymous says:

    i guess most SB that say they think Long distance is better and that they have no time is just an easy excuse for not having to spend time with the SD and maybe even “making” easy Money without even moving a finger!
    Girls if you want it move it !

  12. Sugar Baby says:

    i am not against, this is difficult but possible and sweet

  13. R James says:

    Just started reading here. Some good information. I appreciate the time people have taken to share good information. I like the idea of LD, but close to home would work as well.

  14. QueenSiren says:

    I really hope SB’s out here really read and understand this. It’s not all about texting and skyping, it’s about making him feel wanted even when you’re many miles away. Keep him on the edge of his seat and treat him like the King he is! Happy hunting ladies and gents. 😛

    • ATLSD says:

      Queen you are smoking hot but this is the wrong site for you. What you are looking for is better suited to match or Christian mingle

      Good luck.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Looking for a long distance SD I’m in college so I really do not have time to meet in person!

  16. Anonymous says:

    I want something for long distance, im suggar baby(Gay)

  17. Anonymous says:

    I want something for long distance, im suggar baby

  18. Lenaaxo says:

    I’m looking for something either close or long distance !

  19. Megan l93 says:

    I have time constraints in the north east during the week due to uni and part time work in an office, so my weekends are completely free and I am more than happy to travel in he UK for the right person – however the fact that I’m in the north seems to be such a barrier?
    I thought that a lot of the target audience of SA would be for persons looking for a relationship that isn’t 24/7 but occasionally, when it suits them..
    Spontaneity is the spice of life, people should be more open minded about LD

  20. Dev says:

    Looking for a long distance SD… I’m in college so I really do not have time to meet in person

    • Anonymous says:

      Do at least have time to collect the money from clueless SDs or are you too busy for that as well?

    • Anonymous says:

      Do YOU at least have time to collect the money from clueless SDs OR are you too busy for that as well?

    • elaine says:

      To clueless to even read the first line of this article…

      “There’s no denying that long distance relationships take more effort than most.”

  21. Anonymous says:

    I’m looking for long distance but it;s difficult.

  22. Rock Candy says:

    I’d actually prefer a long distance relationship over one where lines can be crossed. I think it helps keep the boundaries of a nsa relationship intact, no? It’s easy to schedule dates and make it work if both people are really interested in each other.

    After reading through the commentary, it’s a reminder of why I’ve almost deleted my account a few times. There are some really great guys on this site but a lot of gaming time wasters too. The good ones are worth swatting through the bad ones.

  23. Samantha says:

    I’m interested in LD because I tend to be very busy atm, and I cannot squeeze enough time to try locally. Always have my phone on me, so I’m thinking its best atm for me.

    • elaine says:

      This is the funniest thing ever! @Samantha

      You are too busy and don’t have enough time to meet local!? ROTFLMAO

      And where on earth are you going to find all that EXTRA time a LD relationship requires?

      Think; packing, transport to airport, waiting for your flight, during of the flight, transport to hotel etc..
      And back the same routine!

      Meeting my SD for as few as only one evening and night together, takes me 2 full days!

      I really don’t understand what you girls are thinking…..

      • Rat says:

        They’re thinking not to meet at all and just kik and maybe some skype

      • Elaine says:

        Then they are exactly the clueless airheads I already suspected… Poor SDs if you have to deal with this kind…?

      • Jo says:

        @Elaine why are you being such a bitch to everyone lmao. Do you even realize some people have social anxiety so they cant meet in person? Maybe they have college? Maybe they’re just too shy? You need to stop acting superior to everyone lmao. I have 3 LD sugar daddies and I guarantee you all of them are perfectly fine with just Skyping me. You can even have cam sex and shit on Skype so stop thinking the only way to have a sugar daddy is to suck his dick every second :)

      • Bob says:

        elaine

        Reading this blog and your comments [where you naturally assumed they planned on traveling] I started to wonder if a SB who only wants to skype/email/phone whatever and have no physical contact at all is actually a SB. Usually the jokes about platonic SB’s refer to ones who at least physically meet as arm candy. What are your thoughts?
        Personally I do not see them as a SB. And b4 anybody goes nuts I don’t mean they shouldn’t exist/do their thing, but they are not SB’s.

      • Bob says:

        Jo
        too shy! social anxiety! Then what are they doing on SA!!! A site for arrangements for crying out loud. What a silly comment. You just exemplified what SD’s call entitlement. Next you will say that the SD should just send the allowance but don’t bother contacting her, just in case she’s shy, because it is all about the SB. Perhaps you think this is a site for fin dom’s?
        Elaine was just telling her how it is in the real world sugar bowl.
        By the way, you are not a SB, you just have a client list.

      • Bob says:

        TVC15
        Oh come on – you know Jo went over the top with that one. I don’t usually get so disgusted with comments but I had to say something about that one.

      • TVC15 says:

        She was very rude about it, but she’s quite correct that there are guys who are willing to fund strictly online relationships. “What are they doing on SA?” They’re looking for girls to have online relationships with. This might offend you, but I assure you as long as they pay for their memberships, Brandon doesn’t care.

      • Anonymous says:

        @TVC @Jo

        Then the video recordings of those online sessions make the rounds on the internet as free porn attracting porn subscriptions. LOL.

        Get real, if the guys are only interested in online interactive porn, they can find online for a dollar a minute.

      • TVC15 says:

        “Get real, if the guys are only interested in online interactive porn, they can find online for a dollar a minute.”

        Get real yourself. I assume you don’t get a lot of messages from men on this site, otherwise you’d know we’re telling the truth. Don’t bother calling someone a liar when you don’t have the information that they do.

        “Then the video recordings of those online sessions make the rounds on the internet as free porn attracting porn subscriptions.”

        That’s part of the reason I won’t do it. But the opportunity’s certainly there if I wanted to take it.

      • Anonymous says:

        How do you these same “offers” do not entail posting the video to their websites later?

      • Anonymous says:

        How do you _know_ these same “opportunities” do not entail posting the videos to their websites later?

      • Anonymous says:

        Or even a first step in a blackmail-for-sex operation.

        How gullible are young ladies nowadays?!

      • TVC15 says:

        That’s part of the reason I won’t do it. But the opportunity’s certainly there if I wanted to take it.

      • Anonymous says:

        Do you consider someone like “Dave” promising you the sky as the first step of a scam to pump and dump you an “opportunity” to get everything you ever asked for?

      • TVC15 says:

        Of course it would be an opportunity. Just because it would be stupid to take it, doesn’t mean it’s not an opportunity.

        op·por·tu·ni·ty
        ˌäpərˈt(y)o͞onədē/
        noun
        a set of circumstances that makes it possible to do something.

      • Anonymous says:

        “Just because it would be stupid to take it, doesn’t mean it’s not an opportunity.”

        Do you consider an offer to buy the Brooklyn Bridge an opportunity to own the bridge?

        If you agree it would be stupid to take it, then it is not an opportunity for you . . . and you are correct in refusing to take that risk.

      • noname says:

        just doing things online without meeting any one does exists tvc is correct there is a market for this but i don’t know why you can get this for free on the internet

      • Bob says:

        TV
        “She was very rude about it, but she’s quite correct that there are guys who are willing to fund strictly online relationships. “What are they doing on SA?” They’re looking for girls to have online relationships with. This might offend you, but I assure you as long as they pay for their memberships, Brandon doesn’t care.”
        1] elaine never said anything about guys being willing – read her post
        2] “what are they doing on SA” you deliberately inferred that was the SD’s when it was very plain it was the ‘social anxiety” SB’s I was talking about
        3] I was very clear that I was OK with it quote ” b4 anybody goes nuts I don’t mean they shouldn’t exist/do their thing”

        3 strikes and you’re a lying troll, and may god have little mercy on your soul.

      • elaine says:

        @Jo

        I am not a bitch, I am telling it how it works in the sugarbowl.

        Just trying to get some common sense into the immature brains of those who are giving SBs a bad name by believing (and utter) the nonsense they have picked up from Instagram and Dr.Phill.

        “Social anxiety”? Shy?
        Right, masturbating in front of a camera is for the “shy and anxious”..
        ROTFLMAO!

        @Bob

        No these aren’t sugarbabies, these are cam girls. Which is completely fine, I am not looking down on them, it is just another game and has NOTHING to do with LD arrangements!

      • Rat says:

        What you’re all not even getting is that most of these girls who want longdistance don’t even offer cam sex LOL. To them it’s mostly just texting and maybe MAYBE talking yep just talking on Skype or kik or whatever.
        You’ve got a lot of cam girls here too and while maybe a few years ago it was more economical to rent a SB by the month for cam sex now with the price of cam whores having gone way down it just doesn’t pay out. Not smart to pay a cam SB $1000/month when you can get a couple of hours a week with a regular cam girl for under $50
        That’s why you see a lot of these girls on this blog looking for LD because they don’t have a lot of time. Yeah you don’t need time just to text and kik LOL

  24. Vanessa says:

    Actually long distance is a thrill of what to do next, its great for anytime anywere and more your mind has to explore and create to keep up the pleasure..

  25. Gratisfaction says:

    Men usually stop responding as soon as I mention I’m looking for long distance, only messaging back to ask “how about now?” If anyone (SB or SD) can lend me some insight or advice, that would be great~

    • elaine says:

      @Gratification

      Sorry, but everything that could be wrong in a profile is in yours.

      You need to be OUTSTANDING for a SD to spend extra money on you travelling.
      And oh yes….; they want mind blowing sex in return!

      • ATLSD says:

        WTF. That’s an understatement Elaine. The pictures were so bad that I did not even bother to read the profile. NEXT!!!

    • SugarD says:

      @Gratis

      LD only -does that mean SKYPE ans social media only ? Or will you hop on a plane and meet your SD ? Most men want sex -period. If they get off on cam girls they can do that for a few dollars/minute

  26. Isla80 says:

    A LD SD would be perfect for me. I’m not really sure what to expect here but I think LD would be a good place to start.

    • elaine says:

      @Isla

      A SD needs to find something special in a SB that he cannot find locally, before spending all this extra money on travelling costs.

      Your profile is not standing out in any sense, and it hints “platonic”.
      Sorry to break the news, but I don’t think it is gonna happen….

      • Jaybird923 says:

        Occupation. .. job lol love it!

      • Isla80 says:

        Thanks for the advice Elaine, but I’ve been here less than a month and have had a few offers for LD. But it’s really sweet of you to share your wisdom on the matter.

      • Jaybird923 says:

        Why are you still on SA? Were the offers to low?

      • Isla80 says:

        Jaybird,

        No the offers weren’t what I am looking for. I’m not looking for money to be someone’s regular escort/hooker. I’m looking for friendship first and and I have to feel some attraction before I can just have sex with someone. I’m talking to a couple LD guys now, and they haven’t mentioned sex. The ones who talk about flying down here, or flying me there make me uncomfortable. Most guys who are going to fly a woman they barely know to meet them in another state or country are going to expect sex. And that’s most likely not gonna happen. So if that’s where their mind is already at, it isn’t gonna work out.

      • With a Bow on Top says:

        I wouldn’t necessarily agree with you Isla. I’ve been flown out to visit a POT where previously we discussed that neither party would have any “expectations”

        Low and behold. He expected sex to happen then ditched me after the first night on the trip. Either way I enjoyed my time without him. Thanks for Trip!

      • GiGi says:

        Hey Elaine, Since you are in the mood to give out advice, can you take a look at my profile? I can’t seem to get someone’s attention local or long distance…ah cha cha, I am loosing in this numbers game :(

      • Never says:

        @Isla if you’re talking LD with a guy and he’s not bringing up meeting then he’s just one of those guys who wants to talk to a pretty girl for free. you’ll get nowhere. don’t waste your time like that. if you’re not comfy with the whole fly out to meet thing happening sooner than later then LD daddies aren’t your thing. keep it local

      • noname says:

        bow on top im assuming the SD paid for the trip did he also cover accomendation did you receive gifts im not trying to pry into your private affairs im just curious what draws a lady to long distance verses local

      • elaine says:

        @Gigi

        Your profile picture sucks and your profile text is only talking about what YOU want.
        Here it is all about HIM!

        Succes!

      • ATLSD says:

        Gigi. You need a full do over on your profile. You obviously do not “get it”.
        And Elaine is right also.
        Good luck

  27. Anonymous says:

    I would love something long distance. Someone i can talk to during the day or when we have time, send flirty photos and mail, sounds like a lot of fun and can be very beneficial for both people involved :)

  28. Red995 says:

    Long distance would be awesome for me. Although, I don’t mind traveling from time to time. There just aren’t a lot of mature women in my area that would show interest in me. I’m just out of college and need help trying to make my way in life. I’m an artist and a photographer.

  29. Jayke says:

    Look for SD whos willing to spoil me am Kenyan

  30. katie says:

    I am looking for a nice sugar daddy to treat me good and spoil me never had a sugar daddy before so new to all this. Someone to help me financially would be great as i am going through college trying to pay bills and loans i can’t afford “just to ease the sleepless nights” would be great i can travel to wherever x

  31. Making Time says:

    Wow. I have rarely reviewed blogs; much less participated.
    This one must the reason. Name suggests it’s about long distance arrangements. From many of the posts (not all), sounds more like a place for insecure people with nothing better to do than bicker behind anonymous profiles. Will pass on wasting any more time here, and go look for long-distance SB to spoil.

  32. Nat says:

    traveling + sugar = perfect

  33. KatherineEC says:

    A long distance arrangement is more ideal for me anyway. I’ve yet to meet the right person with whom I have a great chemistry with, but I’m actively seeking a long distance arrangement.

  34. Paris777 says:

    I wouldn’t mind a long distance arrangement

  35. Jordan says:

    Interesting!

  36. Anonymous says:

    I would love to have a long distance daddy, just seems a bit more intimate to me!

  37. Barnsley Baby says:

    I don’t see distance as a factor & i don’t mind to travel, If you’re secure in where you stand with someone and are able to detach yourself, then all should be well. Have confidence, build on trust and put in effort to make it work regardless.

  38. MissBane says:

    I have never tried he long distance arrangement. I would love to try it. Would seem like a totally different experience.

    • noname says:

      your a lovely lady missbane but have you ever travel alone to another country travel is a wonderful experience but full of dangers

      • MissBane says:

        Yeah I’ve traveled all the time by myself. Did the while Europe thing by myself. Long distance arrangement would be more ideal for me as I work all the time and rarely have time to meet up locally for dinner etc lol

      • noname says:

        missbane im glad your comfortable with this i guess this is really your cup of cup of tea then

  39. DamnVixen says:

    @Josh
    Josh says:
    December 24, 2015 at 9:13 am
    I rarely read longish posts by women. But I read yours. You manage to be coherent all the way through. :)

    My SD says that he’s noticed that women who talk a lot can f*ck for a long time too. So … yanno. He’s very happy.

  40. Josh says:

    @elaine

    “But no, they are to busy launching one hopeless doomed new site after the other.”

    Good one. 😉

  41. DamnVixen says:

    SA Members: I know a lot of you don’t have the courage to post comments here using your SA profile – maybe because you’re afraid of being mocked or attacked by people. But this sort of juvenile trolling could be stopped if the site just required people to log in to comment from their actual profile.

    It’s super-easy to call people ugly, fat, etc. when the person you attack has their actual pictures and profiles linked to their posts and you are hiding anonymously behind a screen like a childish little coward.

    This is why people don’t contribute comments to the site blog for long.

    sugar baby monkey says:
    December 24, 2015 at 7:51 am
    yeah we have to see your 30’s, your “education/career”(?), your weird body, your negative comments toward top models like you were angry for “something”, your “secrets” which aren’t really secrets lol every servant woman, since the beginning of our history, had the behavior that you describe as a secret, this behavior to get something of a man, like a real rat. please get a new face, because you’re scary, servant of the dick.

    alright merry christmas guys =D

    • Josh says:

      If you can get rid of @Dave (and his/her variations) and Sugar Baby Monkey (and her variations), you would achieve wonders for this blog.

      • sugar baby monkey says:

        josh i told you, you shouldn’t write my name anymore, i won’t accept that anymore of someone like you with a filthy old and dirty pussy odor.

        =D

      • yougottabekiddingme says:

        Am not sure that linking to a profile will do any good. One can link to a fake profile, and troll just as well.

    • sugar baby monkey says:

      sure sure get a new face and take it easy, perhaps your 30’s is affecting you. trolling? well i just wrote the truth, if you don’t like, it’s not my business, retro girl.

      • DamnVixen says:

        @sugarbabymonkey
        Your inability to write a coherent sentence or use proper grammar shows your level of intelligence to everyone. It’s no wonder you troll a sugar dating site.

      • sugar baby monkey says:

        yeah, all the education to swallow dicks in seekingarrangement, wow, it happens when you’re a real rat.
        but yeah i write as a monkey because i’m doing the effort to impress you, monster,

      • DamnVixen says:

        Awwww … what happened, @sugarbabymonkey. Did you lose yours in some freak, “stuck it somewhere he shouldn’t have, because he can’t get laid” accident?

      • Rock Candy says:

        You’re beautiful DamnVixen. You’ve got a gorgeous smile and grammar just makes you sexier. I know you’re not really bothered by the rude things said but I agree with you; trolls should be unable to comment as anonymous. If someone would delete frequent flagrant hateful people, there would be more communication on the blogs.

    • elaine says:

      It is not a matter of lack of courage, some posters do know my pictures and my profile.
      It is a matter of privacy.

      Don’t want my private and business life to get mixed up.
      For that reason I don’t give the right location and age in my profile either.

      • DamnVixen says:

        I don’t give the right age or location in my profile either. 😉

      • TVC15 says:

        Really!? Then how do SD’s in your location find you?

      • DamnVixen says:

        @TVC15 … the driving distances are all comparable.

      • elaine says:

        @TVC

        I only have LD (out of country) relationships.

        At first messaging I tell them I am not in the listed country and it hasn’t really been a problem so far.

        For the type of SD I am targetting location is not an issue, they travel a lot and I travel with -or to- them.

        In my niche it just works fine for both, benefactors and me.

  42. Josh says:

    I know that @DamnVixen is going to turn on me sooner or later…most of the women do on this blog…but she’s interesting to read. :)

    • DamnVixen says:

      Is that an invitation? 😉

    • yougottabekiddingme says:

      Why so pessimistic, babe?

      • Josh says:

        You used to write wacky but sometimes interesting stuff. Now your posts are mostly boring. Sorry. :(

      • Kore says:

        If she’s boring now, the rest of us are…? 😉

      • Josh says:

        You don’t need to “stand up” for @y. She is a big girl. 😉

        You are not boring my dear…I always enjoy your original thoughts…

        By the way, your lips are amazingly crafted.

      • Kore says:

        Wasn’t so much standing up for her as I was pointing out the obvious, actually. ^^ I’ve ‘stood up’ for Lemons as well – it’s not always got something to do with me liking the person or not. 😉

        Thank you.

      • yougottabekiddingme says:

        Oh Josh…How, ever, will I win your praise?

        “I know that @DamnVixen is going to turn on me sooner or later…most of the women do on this blog…”

        Why so self-defeating? Seems a little insecure of a Guru.

        Ever consider that maybe your 80% man-brain (near 100% :D) might be giving you grief?

        Lighten up, get laid.

      • Josh says:

        I am getting laid enough. How often are you getting laid?

        Regardless of what I write some women will find ways to turn it into a snide remarks. If I had to write it again, “many” would have been a better qualifier than “most”. But whatever was written was written.

      • yougottabekiddingme says:

        I lay myself quite often. It’s a miracle Im not laying myself right now.

        I think that “some” rather than “many” or “most” is a better qualifier these days. Especially since other characters seem quite adept in posting highlights of your past-time, more dormant self.

      • Josh says:

        @y

        “Especially since other characters seem quite adept in posting highlights of your past-time, more dormant self.”

        That is incorrect. I don’t agree with what @Dave, et.al. have been posting around here lately, and I prefer that they stop.

        Also, I am not an ageophobe or weightophobe. I date women of any age. I have dated 18+, 20s, 30s, 40s and one in her 50s. I have also dated women of many sizes.

    • Josh says:

      No it is not an invitation. It’s stating the obvious.

      What’s going to happen is that you are going to turn on me at some point and some of my detractors are going to take it as a “moment of celebration.” This movie repeats quite often here. 😉

      • DamnVixen says:

        I don’t think I ever turned on you. My comments before I left were directed at JayBird (even though they used your name) who seemed determined to try to get you to attack me because I was writing or something that you apparently attack OTHER women on here for. She kept writing, “how do you like her now, Josh?” – or something to that extent.

      • Josh says:

        I like @Jay and I like you as well.

        I wish you continued success in sugar because I believe that you have the right attitude about sugar. You definitely look much younger than 45 anyway.

        So I don’t see anything wrong per se with your choice of age for the profile. @Dave is going to attack you regardless…I hope you find time/interest in giving him run for his lack of money. LOL!!!

      • Jaybird923 says:

        You need to go back and read the old blogs that was not me. In fact that day when the shit hit the ceiling I intentionally didn’t comment or post on anything because I knew if I did even if I had a valid point someone would accuse me of being a hater. The only thing about you I brought up was actually directed towards online newbie about his liking your profile when he was always against very sexual ones and telling Josh that from now on since he accepted the fact that you were older that he had to stop asking other female bloggers about their age.

      • DamnVixen says:

        @Jaybird923
        Excuse me. All I was saying was that I wasn’t turning on Josh, I was just mimicking the language you (or whomever that was under the name of “Jaybird”) was using, “How do you like her now, Josh?” Because that phrase was repeated a number of times.

        That’s why this site shouldn’t allow comments that aren’t linked to a person’s profile. Anyone could come on, use an anonymous profile, use the Avatar someone else is using, and start chaos. This whole section is very poorly designed and moderated.

      • DamnVixen says:

        @Josh regarding that idiot, Dave.
        It may happen today, since it’s Christmas Eve and I’m contriving every reason imaginable to avoid participating in family Christmas BS.

      • Jaybird923 says:

        It was never under my moniker people sometimes post under my name but my pictures are mines and not available anywhere else on the internet. If I remember correctly it was Rookie and some other anonymous blogger who kept repeating that phrase.

        Anyways it’s all in the past you’re back now let’s leave it there. Anyone with intelligence is welcome by me we need all the help we can get to tip the scale. The half wits have been running amuck.

      • Josh says:

        There you go…one of the many reasons I like @Jay. :)

      • Jaybird923 says:

        Of course you like me . I’m your proxy after all :-)

      • Anonymous says:

        Duh! :)

    • Josh says:

      That said…I like you diction regardless of whether you agree with me or not.

      • DamnVixen says:

        I think the only point of disagreement that we had is over the issues of “money” and what women can expect to receive.

        I just post on here, my own experience and what actual SDs with significant amounts of money do. (“Actual SDs” meaning, I have been to their homes and the homes are worth $2 million and up – in a region of Florida where an equivalent home would be $10 million plus in CA or NYC.) Since I know how to check real estate and bank records, I can confirm whether they are the owners and the properties are mortgaged or not, and check into their businesses and assets a bit.

        I think you and some of the other guys also get pissy with me because I don’t feel like men earning $150-200k and below are SDs … because they really cannot afford the “allowances” that this site has as choices. (Especially if married, with kids, and living in areas where the cost of living is high.)

        That’s my opinion. But then, like Elaine, I am older and dating older men who have already earned their fortunes (45-55 … I’ll maybe go to 60 if he is exceptional looking), who have been divorced and burned, and who want to be spoiled and pampered by an intelligent woman who understands their needs.

        I totally acknowledge and agree, that they ALSO like to bang 20-year-old model types, if given the opportunity. Because … they’re men.

        But women like Elaine and I actually do make more money, and are kept around longer, and they confide in us and introduce us to their friends and business associates. (As well as do business with us.) And unfortunately, if we aren’t careful, they start deciding that they want us as a girlfriend or wife, and the whole system gets mucked up. (I haven’t yet figured out how to avoid that problem.)

      • Josh says:

        I rarely read longish posts by women. But I read yours. You manage to be coherent all the way through. :)

      • TVC15 says:

        “I haven’t yet figured out how to avoid that problem.”

        If you do, please post the solution stat.

      • Anonymous says:

        Proof: @TVC15 is oldish.

  43. Josh says:

    I have never found typical “model” figure from fashion magazines to be attractive. B-sized cups, no ass?????? Who came up with that idea of beautiful?

    The selling points for these women have been their face, skin and legs.

    • elaine says:

      The gay designers, who prefer the physics of 14 yo boys, came up with this idea.
      It is their idea of beauty.

      So they make the samples in these sizes only and then female models need to do the most extreme things to be able to fit into them or they will be out of business.

      • DamnVixen says:

        @Elaine
        I’ve also seen the justification for smaller-sized models, that the fabrics are expensive, so the extra inches mean thousands of dollars. I think it’s all BS. If you watch some of the design shows, it appears to just be easier to design clothes that fit a flat shape and don’t require tailoring. Most runway designs are just “art” and don’t even “fit” properly. Nothing in that aspect of the fashion industry is about actually providing clothes for women to wear.

      • Josh says:

        I agree. Most of the “fashion” shows constitute women prancing around in silly outfits.

        Those events are for women and gays. I don’t know ANY–I MEAN ANY–everyday man who is interested in actually attending those shows to watch the show per se…unless of course they have some hope for getting some strange.

        Heck men would circle around women in burlap outfits making cowpies if they hoped to get some pussy.

      • Kore says:

        Runway models serve as living mannequins. It was easier to hire women than to invest in cyborgs? 😛

        I don’t think any models except casuals represent actual people. Hair, glamour, plus size… None of those are real reps.

    • Josh says:

      Hmmmm. Glad to hear that it was not patriarchy this time.

      Why don’t women stop modeling for them? Let them hire 14 yo boys.

      • elaine says:

        They would, but unfortunally for them their clients are women, so they take the best next thing; teen girls with a physic close to a young boy.
        No breasts, no hips, size “0”.

        And since top designers are very powerful and modelling is still the dream of many a young girl who would do EVERYTHING to become a topmodel, they can continue this practice.

      • Josh says:

        As long as men are not implicated in the near exclusive female and gay men idiocy… 😉

    • FunDude says:

      @Josh

      Victoria Secret models are far from “skinny”. They are quite attractive women who are tall with a decent amount of meat.

      They are probably the male ideal.

  44. Josh says:

    Welcome back. I am not sure why you took off few months ago but I hope that you stick around this time.

    I think you are hot…and more importantly articulate. We need sane, and hopefully non-man-hating, female bloggers here.

    • Josh says:

      The above comment was for @DamnVixen.

      • DamnVixen says:

        Thanks. I left because some of the men who comment here were abusive, mocking me (about not having the accurate age or that my education/career isn’t as stated), and whomever was “moderator” was deleting and editing my comments. At least one member was “stalking” me across other sites and making comments about my profiles there. I complained to the site and received some replies, but don’t know if anything was done about it. Frankly, I have better things to do than to sit on these boards and argue with complete strangers – and be worried that I’m going to get emails messing with me from “lurkers” on this blog who don’t sign in under their real profile handle.

        Since I now have an EXCELLENT long-term SD and have no need to “date” … I feel I can safely peek my head in here and leave a comment or advice to other women.

      • Kore says:

        @Vixen What types of comments did you write that the mod would delete?

      • DamnVixen says:

        Really angry ones, about how the men who were attacking me didn’t have the balls to have their real photos and profiles linked, and have their bodies and profiles scrutinized like they were doing to mine. The moderator literally deleted sentences out – repeatedly (I would copy the original text, and repost after it was altered), or I’d come back an hour later and my posts were gone.

        It was infuriating, because the language directed at me was far more abusive and personal (one was going on to other sites and finding my profiles and relaying what other NON-sugar sites I was on), and the people I was responding to were posting from anonymous guest posts.

      • Kore says:

        I’m sorry to hear that – it’s pretty pathetic of them.

        I’ve had quite a few crap comments from having posted through my profile as well.

        Don’t take their hateful comments so seriously – these are just frustrated people pushing for how their opinion is the “absolute, one and only truth.” Or they’re just borderline idiotic, coming up with childish arguments to destroy blog reputation since they feed off it so much themselves.

        Instead, take comfort in knowing how the reality of things is very different from what they so badly hope were true here. 😉

      • Kore says:

        That came across a bit weird. I meant it in good will though. ^^

      • Anonymous says:

        ” I left because some of the men who comment here were abusive, mocking me (about not having the accurate age or that my education/career isn’t as stated), and whomever was “moderator” was deleting and editing my comments. At least one member was “stalking” me across other sites and making comments about my profiles there.”

        This is EXACTLY why I do not post a pic or link to my profile.

      • TVC15 says:

        Sorry, that was me ^^

      • DamnVixen says:

        @Kore and @TVC15
        It’s not a big deal to me that it occurred. I’m a big girl and can deal with far worse, real-life threats. I’m only posting here out of sheer boredom of the Christmas holidays from the security have having mind-blowing success with my current SD and not needing to meet or date anyone right now.

        I can defend myself when being attacked by morons … but when the moderator starts deleting your responses or editing things that you post (that you cannot delete) … that’s when you know it’s just time to go and no longer post on here.

        It’s a MUCH more productive use of your time to correspond with POTs than to bicker with trolls.

  45. elaine says:

    Talkin about plus size vs. thin…..

    I wonder what most men would choose; was Crystal Renn more sexy:

    a. when she was a “plus size” model
    b. when she lost weight and became a size “0”model

    • DamnVixen says:

      I did a survey on this on my blog years ago. A common internet image that has three models who look nearly identical. One is a stick figure, one is probably a size 4-6, and the other is a VERY fit/shapely 14-16. Most of the men said they wanted something from the middle to the larger size (someone in-between, which would probably be at about a size 10). A good third wanted the larger girl (but odds were, most were also larger men). Very few wanted the stick figure.

      • Anonymous says:

        Sure, if you present them in 3 separate rescaled pictures and give little clue about their relative sizes.

        That, or the survey targets are slobs stuck to their computer screens, of both genders, especially fat women pretending to be men online after seeing the survey then bringing their pig-sized and horse-sized friends.

      • Cryptic Anomaly says:

        If you look at most men’s magazines, porn etc the women are generally from that middle group you talk about. I agree totally.

        Where you get the stick figures is in fashion and women’s magazines. Men like boobs, butt, nice shaped legs, you don’t get that with women who are too skinny.

      • Anonymous says:

        The truth is men prefer a slim to curvaceous girl, that has bigger boobs and an ass, and stick girls don’t have those.

      • sugar baby monkey says:

        yeah we have to see your 30’s, your “education/career”(?), your weird body, your negative comments toward top models like you were angry for “something”, your “secrets” which aren’t really secrets lol every servant woman, since the beginning of our history, had the behavior that you describe as a secret, this behavior to get something of a man, like a real rat. please get a new face, because you’re scary, servant of the dick.

        alright merry christmas guys =D

      • Kore says:

        I don’t think women are pretty because they are fat or skinny. People look good if they manage to find a healthy and proportional amount of fat that works for their build.
        Some girls will never look good skinny and some girls will never look good fat.

      • Kore says:

        Which is why I said before that it’s possible for fat girls to look attractive – just that most start losing attractive proportions. When they have fat, “in the right,” places, they aren’t considered fat anymore.

        Take Juju for example – she has ample breasts and butt with a very skinny waistline. She’s got exaggerated proportions that don’t look altogether unattractive, but if her fat were dispersed differently, maybe she’s be considered average and not skinny(?).

      • TVC15 says:

        There’s no more reason to complain about thin women’s bodies than about fat ones. Every “type” has its admirers. Why can’t we all just get along?

      • LonelyJuju says:

        and the secret of a slim waistline is basically eating 100% clean whole foods and working out/cardio and heavy weight lifting in order to make the butt and thighs bigger. thats what I do, my genes also helps because i store less upper body fat (visceral fat)and with the help of healthy eating and exercising it looks even better. I also dont eat any kind of fake processed food has been 2 years! Thats great because it keeps my waistline in check and decrease cancer risks. I think I couldnt be any more healthy.

      • Kore says:

        “the secret of a slim waistline is basically eating 100% clean whole foods and working out/cardio and heavy weight lifting in order to make the butt and thighs bigger.”

        This is called ‘squats’ and ‘twists.’ If it depended on cardio alone, explain to me why female runners have next to no curves… running is the best way to use and lose whatever you ingest.

        You can actually still eat pretty much whatever you want if you want to have a slim waist line – just depends on how much. If you want to talk about proportions, it’s about giving your muscles what they need plus the exercizes that target the chosen area…

      • TVC15 says:

        “You can actually still eat pretty much whatever you want if you want to have a slim waist line”

        Maybe you can, but everyone’s body is different. I have to stick to a paleo diet to stay at my ideal weight. Exercise tones me up, but doesn’t help with weight loss. If I eat sugar or processed food I’ll gain weight, no matter how much I work out.

      • Anonymous says:

        Proof: @TVC15 is fatish and has metabolism-related issues.

      • Admirer says:

        You must be new here. It is common knowledge that TVC is fat and old. It is called Projecting. This is why she defends other older female bloggers and why she calls FD “fat”. In reality, she hates herself.

      • FunDude says:

        @DamnVixen

        Men don’t find women “14 to 16” to be ideal by any means, particularly American 14-16s. They are way too fat.

        “Curvy” is limited to a woman like Marilyn Monroe.

        Also, the true model ideal for men are basically VS models. They aren’t overly thin with good figures.

        Notice how top/successful/rich men are dating these models.

        Tom Brady, Adam Levine, Jason Statham, etc are all dating VS models.

        I don’t know of ANY top level dude dating a size 16 female lol

      • LonelyJuju says:

        i posted 2 comments on here and they are still awaiting moderation its might be because of the links so i really cant show u examples but u can google them :( @Kore I’m a brazilian, and the standard of a beautiful/sexy body here is a toned but thick muscular body, big booty, thighs and a slim waist. If you search for brazilian Playboy Magazines youll see 100% of brazilian women there got this type of body.They a thick lower body but fit and toned, Theyre butt is lifted and smooth looking, because they work out in order to look sexy and fit, brazilian men loves it. You dont see women with thin legs and butt in Playboy Magazines here in Brazil or in TV programs where women are only with their underwear on. Google Mulher Jaca, Mulher Melancia, Valesca Popozuda, Amanda Bueno, Mulher Moranguinho, etc, thats my type of body, athletic but thick. And nope luv I wish but my boobs are small, Im using a push up bra, I workout 4 times a week and I lost most of my boobs, and getting double D boobs is one of my dreams, as those sexy brazilian women with thick muscular femine bodies all of them have big round breast implants.

      • LonelyJuju says:

        @Kore look at this instagram instagram . com / amandamusadofunk/ its exactly the type of female body glorified here in Brazil and its actually a healthy body shape.

      • Kore says:

        @Juju Ah, I see… Listen, I think you have a cuter and sexier face than all those girls and I think that you’ve put in a lot of effort to get this body – so many women and men aren’t driven enough to do that. I think you can get where you want to be – which is actually happy (don’t forget, that is the result of your wishes). But you’re making it harder for yourself being this perfectionist. You should give yourself a little break once in a while on the road to your goals.

        You have to help yourself. When you do that, the rest just start falling into place – people are naturally attracted to those who have winning attitudes. Everyone’s in the competetion, but I’m sure you know that you definitely have what it takes to get ahead with your beauty. 😉 .. In the end, you also just have to realize that feeling bad sucks and slows you down and you genuinely have to want to feel good – that’s where you start feeling satisfaction.

        Stay safe and have a Merry Christmas. <3

      • guest says:

        I agree with anon. There’s no way an in shape man is voting for some chunky 16 size woman as the perfect shape. I’m a bit tired of fat women using curvy or attempting to forcefeed everyone their fat is what men want speech.

      • isla80 says:

        This is true. You rock, girl! Let the haters hate. Thanks for telling me about this place, loving it so far.

    • noname says:

      i don’t even know who that is but im not attracted to either extreme but i know some guys like fat women but ive never known any males that like pencil thin women

      • elaine says:

        Thanks you all for answering, but it would be nice if you would Google this girl (Crystal Renn) , who once was a plus size model and then lost weight and got thin.

        Since this is the same girl, I am just curious for your opinions on her transformation.

      • noname says:

        yes she looked better when she was big she had breasts then now she doesn’t it doesn’t matter what i or anyone else thinks of her looks what matters is she healthy now and is she confident in who she is the market decides who is beautiful or who is not she is still getting modeling jobs so the market has decided she is still worth looking at

      • elaine says:

        I am not especially into women, but I find her gorgeous, fascinating and incredibly sexy in her plus days and scary and unsexy when she was thin.

      • noname says:

        elaine i agree with your opinion of her looks she was much more attractive when she was big but fashion wants models to look like coat racks because they want clothes to hang on them full size ladies can’t do that thankfully they’re some enlightned companys that choose women that are beautiful and have normal sizes

      • Anonymous says:

        I don’t find Crystal Renn attractive or even interesting in either size. Sorry.

      • Anonymous says:

        She looks like a man to me; therefore, I don’t find her attractive in either size. The body looks better smaller, though.

    • sugar baby monkey says:

      the hate and jealousy in your comment is incredible

    • LonelyJuju says:

      i posted 2 comments on here and they are still awaiting moderation its might be because of the links so i really cant show u examples but u can google them :( @Kore I’m a brazilian, and the standard of a beautiful/sexy body here is a toned but thick muscular body, big booty, thighs and a slim waist. If you search for brazilian Playboy Magazines youll see 100% of brazilian women there got this type of body.They a thick lower body but fit and toned, Theyre butt is lifted and smooth looking, because they work out in order to look sexy and fit, brazilian men loves it. You dont see women with thin legs and butt in Playboy Magazines here in Brazil or in TV programs where women are only with their underwear on. Google Mulher Jaca, Mulher Melancia, Valesca Popozuda, Amanda Bueno, Mulher Moranguinho, etc, thats my type of body, athletic but thick. And nope luv I wish but my boobs are small, Im using a push up bra, I workout 4 times a week and I lost most of my boobs, and getting double D boobs is one of my dreams, as those sexy brazilian women with thick muscular femine bodies all of them have big round breast implants.

  46. DamnVixen says:

    Interesting that the hostility towards older and not “model” looking women never changes around here.

    Older ladies … I do very well and I’m 45 – 10 years older than my profile age, which is set at 35 because that was where I get the most email. I tell the men (some immediately, some “eventually”). The only problem that I experience, is that the men want to actually have a “Relationship” and not an “Arrangement” once they find out my age. Many of the men, though I’d be fine with an “Arrangement” … are not anyone I’d want to live with or marry, so that becomes a deal-breaker for me.

    I’m now in a long-term Arrangement on a Moderate allowance plus extras, he’s multiple-divorced, grown kids, 10 years older, very attractive and fit, and in a 18,000 (11,000 A/C) square foot house with a tennis court. It’s miserable, lol. 😉

    I have been told by many SDs that they PAY the young pretty girls to LEAVE. I get paid for my company and to stick around.

    For the younger babies … something I am hearing a LOT from REAL Sugar-Daddies (the ones who will pay $500-1000 per day for your company) … is that the young pretty girls think that Arrangements are ALL ABOUT THEM. Young SBs make it all about their needs. They want to be pampered and taken care of. They expect that they are going to be rushed off to Paris after the first week. The Arrangement is about HIM and HIS NEEDS. Period.

    On the topic of long-distance sugar. This can work ok, but it’s not ideal. My first longer-term Arrangement on this site was a Florida-Las Vegas relationship where we had a vacation about every month and understood we were both seeking someone local. My “gifts” were in the neighborhood of about $1000 per vacation day, on top of travel and other expenses. We were “friends” and would talk and text (mostly business and investments) but mostly, I tried to leave him alone to work. You do need to sext and tease and send sexy pictures to keep his interest up when it is long distance.

    With long-distance sugar, when you meet … your “job” is to relax and re-energize him to go back to work. Plenty of sex, moderate alcohol, healthy food, plenty of sleep, lots of pampering.

    • elaine says:

      Hey Vixen!

      Good to read you are doing fine :-)

      “The Arrangement is about HIM and HIS NEEDS.”

      Ssssstttt, don’t reveal the secret why some of us “oldies” are doing so well. 😉

      • DamnVixen says:

        Hey sweetie. I need to email you and tell the story about this one. OMG. I almost coughed up a lung when I found out where he made all of his money … you’re gonna die! I’ll show you pictures of him (hot) and his mansion (amazing) … and he’s only a 90 minute drive away.

        Yeah, I guess I shouldn’t reveal the secrets of the “oldies” … I encouraged a younger woman I know to join and when the first thing out of her mouth was, “I just want to be pampered for a while before there is any sex.” My jaw dropped. I couldn’t believe, after me TELLING her what the lifestyle was about, she still didn’t “get” it. I had to straighten her ass out.

        I’m wondering if my true calling, isn’t perhaps as a madame.

    • so you’re a scammer ? you lie about your age until you can extract something from the men first , after which you come clean about your age .

      • elaine says:

        @UnrealDave

        You promise money, drive a girl to a remote area and force her to have sex with you or otherwise you are going to kick her out of the car and leave her in the middle of nowhere. Or you pay with self copied Michael Jackson money.

        And YOU, of all people, call someone who shaves off 10 years in her profile a scammer!?

        You are a sad excuse of a “man”.

      • DamnVixen says:

        @AngerIssuesDate
        Yep. I’m a scammer. I put age 35 on my profile because I receive more initial contact email. Then if I am attracted to them, and we exchange a bunch of pictures or video chat, I will tell them my actual age either before or at the first (platonic/meet) date. Sometimes I wait a little longer, just because it’s amusing to watch them be soooo thrilled that a woman they think is 15-20 years younger is sexually attracted to them.

        I’m 45. Attractive to wealthy men. Get paid well. Make them happy. AND am actually provide a lot of professional advice and act as a sounding board, in addition to some pampering, romantic attention, and sexual experiences they’ve never had before.

        I’m a despicable human being.

        Bite me.

      • Old Lame, I mean Elaine. I guess you’re just angry I leveled the playing field . you’ve all admitted you’re either scammers , home wreckers , and rinsers. why don’t you just welcome me to the club with open arms ?

      • old yeller, I mean vixen . I’m sure 70 year olds do pay you well . you’re still a scammer .

      • DamnVixen says:

        @Elaine
        Does “Dave” claim that he “drives women to a remote area … etc.” ??? Uh, that’s technically an admission of rape. Somebody needs to find that post, screen-shot it, and report the him to the site.

      • DamnVixen says:

        Sugar Babies:
        @TheRealDave is an angry little troll (like many of these male blog commentators).

        I sent some emails to this site complaining about the hostile environment against women OF ALL AGES here. I can’t change anything on my own. The women really need to bury this site in complaints until they take a look at these guys. If they are doing this sort of thing open in the blog comments section, I can only imagine what they are doing in email and on actual “dates” with women.

      • Elaine is completely lying that’s another story … however it appears you have one set of rules for yourself and another for men . it’s okay for you to scam but not the men . one should report you as well .

      • old yeller just admitted to prostitution . not only illegal but against the site’s rules .

      • elaine says:

        @Unreal Dave

        Ahhhh, so now I am lying?
        You never posted to do that here on blog?

        Ha.Ha.Ha, now you even look sillier as you normally do!
        Some plaque in your brain? Try aspirine! :-)
        It is hard to be as old as OUR age, some of us even start forgetting things…… :-)

      • elaine says:

        @Vixen

        The site doesn’t give a sh*t.

        Their marketing team is a bunch of incompetent suckers who don’t understand what bad publicity this blog is generating in it’s actual form.
        And what excellent info it COULD provide if someone would pay attention and take 30 mins a day to read it.

        But no, they are to busy launching one hopeless doomed new site after the other. 😉

      • DamnVixen says:

        @AngerIssuesDate
        I’ll put my ACTUAL PROFILE versus your “picture” … and my emails and men I’ve met, against your emails and women you’ve met … before the site for evaluation ANY DAY. They can interview EVERY gentleman I’ve corresponded with and met and ask whether they feel they have been scammed.

        I wonder if you are also willing to sign in under your actual profile and put your emails and contacts up for evaluation and interviews?

        And if an ongoing long-distance sugar arrangement for monthly vacations and a long-term sugar arrangement for an allowance is “prostitution” … then this entire site, including yourself, are complicit in solicitation.

      • DamnVixen says:

        @Elaine
        It looks that way (like the site doesn’t care). Women don’t have to pay to correspond, and men are going to pay the monthly if they think they might get laid or some free sexting/email entertainment.

        I looked at the new PerfectArrangement site, and it’s bizarre. Their pricing scheme is a bit nuts. I saw also that they will set up a “mixer” to have multiple babies there for a guy to “audition.” Can you imagine? Would ANY woman with actual SB experience even show up for such a thing?

    • Anonymous says:

      Honestly could you teach me your ways because from my view you are doing well!

  47. Anon says:

    Mine showed up and technically, um…he isn’t mine. I haven’t seen him in like 4 months. That’s just the way it is. Eventually, after 2 years of randomness…I have accepted that the prior 3 years where we were like rabbits 5 times a week, then 3, yeah, I take advantage o the moment now because I completely respect the fact that I am aging and his income has increased. The difference between me and all the other a.k.a. “Slags” a.k.a. Dave…is because I loved him for him on the onset. His wife dressed him poorly and I worked on that with him. He was/is so ducking fine to me. And the fact that a woman who “HAS” him by a wedding ring and neglects everything else about him that he offers and that I see within him, floored my ass.

    It’s like, ok. I get it….she wants to look prettier than him. But damn, eventually, someone (if not me, besides me) already sees just how m’f’ing sexy he “already is”, and all it takes is a little bit of attention. If it rubs off to put me last after all the attention…ten my sister was right and now I understand why his wife keeps him looking like a nerd. But, I have had really good SD’s on the past who were not worried if someone else came along or not. Why? Because they dressed me and kept me so well, that they knew I wouldn’t walk away unless the new prospect could “out-perform” in all functions. Ahem, Dave, are you out there? Take notes!!!

    • Admirer says:

      When was the last time you had a CT scan of your brain Anon? I think your carotid arteries are full of plaque. You sound like you are having mini strokes or something. Definite brain damage. You need to start taking low dose aspirin daily.

      • haha.. low dose aspirin .. that might dislodge the cocaine keeping everything in place , it’s like cleaning exhaust manifolds on cars you might just want to leave the carbon build up where it’s at..

      • Anon says:

        Oh wow @ Asmorer.. My bad, Admirer that is not of me

        Cough, cough, choke. Gag. You phase me non. Grow some and come back when you have some balls and we can conversation.

      • Admirer says:

        Anon you type like my grandma talks. Incoherently. She has Alzheimer’s. You are just a moron.

    • taking notes on what? adultery ? no thanks. if I get married it’s for richer and poorer like my parents did. you’re sickening at best . go back to your freebasing habits .

      • Big Dick FunDude says:

        No Dave,

        They will teach you about “morality” shortly. I mean we’re all “rapists” these days right?

        Women who sleep with married men for money are just “poor oppressed” or “independent” women. Can’t figure out which one, but either way, they are wonderful!

      • Anon says:

        Freebasing? Wtf is that?

        I don’t “take” anything or “do” anything illegal. So you and all of your a.k.a Anon’s need to stop sniffing and doing whatever the f it is ya’ll do. Mine, is natural. Mock it as you may, I still have more brain cells than apparently the whole sum of you put together do.

        And, while you may mock me and condone me from my “past” mr. I am Dave, greater than thou…it is about to hit your doorstep, since you condone me. Get ready my friend. I will put my life on the fact that it is about I eat you alive and you will receive exactly on your doorstep, that, that you underhandedly, tried to undeine me on. And when it happens, without you admitting it, I will laugh at your outcome, oh saint you.

        You are the farthest from a turn on for me or anyone else on this blog with your BS and aide stepping, you try to line dance while the rest of us are free styling. Figure your own self out before you throw stones at the rest of us who have rhythm that you envy. Holler when you grow some. Otherwise, your preaching to deaf ears and blind eyes to your tainted, trolled out, weather faded tricks.

      • Anon says:

        Picture me “Rollin” and you ain’t in this top down picture, can we hear biotch? Oh, my bad, it’s now called bio-tech and the problem..is…you don’t fit in the equation. I have a date to go on. Kiss it, fraudster. Wishing you up in some. Keep the blog rolling, “homie”.

      • @ fun dude .. apparently she is also a cannibal .. eat us alive ..

      • Admirer says:

        You should not date your crack dealer. Keep it professional yo!

      • Anon says:

        This is you Dave …YouTube: Chris Brown “Wrist” (explicit version) ft. Solo Lucci

        I am out, gotta date.

      • Anon says:

        @ Dave

        You are the female in the video, not me. I know, I know, it takes a brain to figure it all out, you non Mediterranean, wealthy, yet somehow broke SD. Go figure. I will let you add 2+2 and get the answer in a year or two, no doubt. The ladie here could school you greatly. They gave and give the blog a good name. The ladies (of days of old here) kept this palace rocking and you ruined it. LadyJ, Elaine, Jay, men such as Flyer and even ol’ fatty B, kept this place a place of a solace that we all sought to sink our feet into the sand upon. Thanks for pissing in our playground.

      • Anon says:

        @ Admirer

        You should not use crack. Sounds like you dated the dealer and got loose.

      • Anon says:

        Date a married woman like I did a married man. You will always be disappointed and never get laid enough. That way, you have tested the waters of what marriage is really like and then join SA. Party time! You get laid and we all get paid. Now fuck off bald is.

    • sugar baby monkey says:

      you need a date, too.

  48. TVC15 says:

    Bye, crybabies! Unlike you… I have a date! 😉

  49. @fun dude .. let me be the first to offer you the center stage tonight … you’re like Putins cruise missiles hitting their feminazi targets tonight . you’re clearly muscular . if these women are not married they have no reason to fear their privacy . I could care less about who they are . I like to argue with them . I could care less about taking this to a personal level . you would kick ass in a bar fight from the way you look .

    • TVC15 says:

      “if these women are not married they have no reason to fear their privacy”

      I have a feeling I’ll be sorry for asking this, but — wtf?

      • Big Dick FunDude says:

        @TVC

        How is Jaybird’s or my “privacy” compromised by posting pics without having a face?

      • you stated that you won’t post a picture because you fear your privacy . why should you fear your privacy unless you are married and you don’t want your husband to know you’re looking for “strange”? I wouldn’t even reverse image search your pics . none of us care who you really are. we are not vindictive like you kkunts are.. you even tried to contact the women I pumped and dumped from this site. I would have never done such a thing . I have much more integrity than all of you kkunts combined .

      • TVC15 says:

        Dave, you’re delusional, and you’ve clearly never had a stalker.

      • Big Dick FunDude says:

        @Dave

        That is the reason feminism has done so well. It the vindictive nature of it.

        They try to personally attack opinions they don’t like by getting the person fired, making false accusations, etc.

        Men are only now starting to figure out how this racket works.

        Its mostly the younger men who have dealt with this shit since they were kids,

      • we should first establish the fact that you even are capable of soliciting a stalker .

    • Rock Candy says:

      Safety? Sensitive careers? Just a few reasons a single woman won’t share a photo publicly on this site. I’m not sure a 1st grade teacher and similar professionals want to chance someone linking them to a SB site.

  50. Anon says:

    My ex SD that showed up today has a big, fat, dick and damn, I miss his sex. This all I have folks. His purty ass. I would screw him on live TV and wouldn’t care. Smh. I need help.

  51. Admirer says:

    Best TVC can come up with to justify the fatification of America is a BBW on Penthouse? And SOLD OUT is the proof? OMFG! How pathetic are these SA bitches?
    FD is not fat. He is muscular. Maybe Dave shaves his head on purpose. Give me a fucking break. The post wall feminazis, old hags, and true fatties of this blog are so bitter about their lost youth and beauty.

    • Big Dick FunDude says:

      @Admirer

      Nah bro, I have seen the light from all these “independent powerful strong women” who all obtain substantial allowances from male models.

      You see, older fat women are in man!

      Forget VS models or even Catherine Zeta Jones (older female).

      Dudes are literally lining up by the millions to offer substantial allowances to such attractive looking women!

      I learned this on Oprah, Dr. Phil and Ellen’s shows!

      • TVC15 says:

        It’s great to see you so upset. My work is done! :)

      • Big Dick FunDude says:

        @TVC

        Im not upset at all. Im supporting your brilliant perspective. I have seen the light!

        Recently, I have noticed that BBW women are definitely the IN thing among rich/successful men!

        Thin, Blond VS models are OUT! Who would want that! Ewww I mean they have no meat to their bones!

        Remember, men love “curves”!

        Adam Levine, Jason Statham, etc have all started dating BBW women due to their great attractiveness.

      • TVC15 says:

        That’s right, because all men like the exact same type of woman and they don’t like any others! If a fat woman has men pursuing her, that means men don’t like thin women! You are just so SMART.

      • Admirer says:

        They are comparing Jason Statham and Vin Diesel to that lard of cellulite Melissa McCarthy? Those 2 guys may be bald but they are ripped and fucking supermodel GF’s. Who do you think Melissa is fucking IRL? Another piglet like herself! Ultimate fail TVC. Try again.

      • TVC15 says:

        The depth of anger at the fact men are attracted to a variety of female body types is truly amazing.

        On the one hand, I enjoy seeing frenzied idiots tie themselves up in knots, spitting with rage at the very idea. On the other hand… smh.

      • Big Dick FunDude says:

        @Admirer

        Why yes, yes she is.

      • Admirer says:

        And to you older wanna-be SB’s, just accept the fact that your expiration date is past due. Get out of the bowl. Unless you look like Charlize Theron or Gywneth Paltrow, you have zero chance of being a “sugar baby”.

      • TVC15 says:

        Quit projecting, dude.

    • TVC15 says:

      Whatever you say, FD.

      • TVC you are a weakling . you’re feminazi credentials are at best a paper tiger . you wear the armband proudly but when it’s battle time you back down and blame your opponent for your weakness .

  52. Josh says:

    @TVC15

    “I have no empathy for you because you’re a hostile, aggressive whiner, FD. If a fat lady came on here and started bitching about how men need to lose weight, I’d be just as quick to point out her hypocrisy as I was with you.”

    The difference is that FunDude is NOT fat…calling him fat a thousand times would not make him fat. If you have guts…then post YOUR photo.

  53. Big Dick FunDude says:

    @FatBastard

    How could you question TVC’s business acumen!

    Don’t you know that PENTHOUSE is way better now! IT FUCKING SOLD OUT!!!!!!!

    Big is BEAUTIFUL!!!

    • TVC15 says:

      Why does a fat woman making money off her sexuality make you so angry, FD? Is it because you’d never be able to do the same yourself?

      • Big Dick FunDude says:

        @TVC

        Yes!

        Im intimidated by her because she is STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN!!!

        Remember, I can’t get laid, have a small dick and live in my moms basement brah!

      • TVC15 says:

        Yes, as well as fat, unremarkable, bitter and bald. But I still don’t see why the fact that men pursue women you’re not personally attracted to makes you so upset.

        Oh well, I guess I’ll just enjoy it for what it is! :)

      • Anonymous says:

        Stop entertaining them @TVC15. Let them have their circle jerk party amongst themselves. They are used to it! 😉

      • TVC15 says:

        I’m entertaining myself, Anon.

        Sometimes I feel a little guilty about whacking such a large and easy target, but hey, at least it isn’t fattening. 😉

      • Big Dick FunDude says:

        @TVC

        Im insecure in my manhood.

        Don’t you know that FAT OLDER WOMEN can’t find a man because we’re all intimidated by her awesomeness?

        She is a strong independent woman!

        I’m just a little boy, with a small penis, fat, etc.

        I could never attain such a beautiful woman in my life, so I “hate” her due to my jealousy.

      • TVC15 says:

        The only problem with your theory, FD, is that this lady’s success proves that fat older women can very easily get a man.

        And you can’t easily get a woman… so that must be why you’re so bitter. I’d feel sorry for you if you weren’t such a jerk!

      • Anonymous says:

        She is not making money off her sexuality. TPTB has been promoting fat tolerance in order to transfer the cost of maintaining obese women to impressionable clueless men.

        Why do you think the police has not yet cracked down on sites like SA? Because SD contributions help keeping loans serviced and bills paid.

      • Big Dick FunDude says:

        @TVC

        Yes fat morbidly obese older women usually get substantial (minimum of 10K/month) allowances from male models who aren’t “fat”.

        Nerds like myself could never get so lucky as to get a date with such a lovely “curvy” woman.

        I bow before her greatness

      • TVC15 says:

        Oh, please. Keep coming up with elaborate theories all you want to explain it away, but the fact is that Penthouse is a business like any other. If they didn’t think she could make money for them, they wouldn’t pay her to pose.

      • Big Dick FunDude says:

        @TVC

        There is no theory

        Its not because Penthouse is a dying magazine that is trying to get viewership anywhere it can since the internet destroyed its business model!

        No! Penthouse understands that men (particularly fit, 6 foot plus billionaires who are muscular) love these types of women!

        I mean don’t you notice that all rich/successful dudes are dating BBW women!

        Its only us poor, intimidated, weak men that are just insecure that pretend this isn’t the case due to having small penises.

      • Anonymous says:

        Magazines are in desperate need for buyers and ads. Penthouse using an obese model is the same thing as Playboy going non-nude: desperate measures to get some attention. In the case of the Penthouse gimmick, it wouldn’t surprise me if there is coordinated ads and bulk magazine purchases arranged ahead of time. Pre-arrangement “sell out” bulk purchase is the oldest trick in print media; the entire circulation of Penthouse is only around 100k (if that), and it takes only a few hundred $K’s to buy out an entire issue.

      • TVC15 says:

        You’re frothing at the mouth, FD. It’s great to see.

  54. Big Dick FunDude says:

    Im posting on this blog from my mother’s basement!

  55. FunDude says:

    Holy SHIT, I can’t keep up with all the comments.

    @Jaybird

    I wouldn’t use myself as an example. Anyone who brags about himself looks like a fool.

    But yes, I take “pride” in Statham, Vin Diesel, etc like TVC takes pride in FAT OLDER women in penthouse.

    I always kept my hair crew cut as a kid because I didn’t like my hair being too curly. I like the look better.

    @FatBastard

    Good point about the “looks” stuff. Its amusing how the people who are on a “sugar” website trying to get money from money based on their looks attempt to attack Dave on looks.

    Its illogical. Or calling me “fat” or some other nonsense.

    Even if I was a 300lb fat fuck that looked like Fat Albert, it wouldn’t matter. I am not attempting to get money based upon my “looks”

    • TVC15 says:

      Of course it matters. You keep trying to police the bodies of half the world’s population, so your own pudginess is a more than fair target. If you would shut up about women being fat, people wouldn’t keep reminding you that you are fat.

      • Big Dick FunDude says:

        LOL I wish the women on this website were “fat” like myself.

        Unfortunately, only a few are :(

      • TVC15 says:

        Yes, most of them are in much better shape. But if you’d just quit eating so many carbs, you’d lose weight and improve your chances.

      • Big Dick FunDude says:

        @TVC

        I know, you are definitely in better shape than me!

        Im sure you are a lean, mean fucking machine.

  56. Anonymous says:

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  57. Anonymous says:

    18 Again…

    [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgqiO4sd848]

  58. Anon says:

    To ALL the ladies of the world. When Daves words resound and hound you and dig in to the intricacies of life that need not fill the cracks of the voids. Know, who you are and what you are. Dave is like the beginning of this video. Ladies, you are after the white noise and chaos breaks. Hang in there and watch: YouTube: Chris Brown-Little more (Royalty) [Explicit Version].

  59. TVC15 says:

    Look, haters, a woman who’s fat AND old is about to be featured in Penthouse:

    {http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3369284/Big-beautiful-porn-actress-43-set-make-history-plus-size-woman-pose-Penthouse-magazine.html}

    “in June of 2014, she appeared on the cover of Penthouse Forum, an offshoot of Penthouse magazine. She posed in a black bra, corset, and top hat, holding a whip in her hand, and also shot a spread inside. The issue quickly sold out”

    QUICKLY SOLD OUT

    That should be good for some rage-frothing!

    • the shot inside her spread was that of her stomach contents . the previous day she robbed a La Cordon Bleu.

      • TVC15 says:

        You may be right, but even if you are, that doesn’t change the fact that the issue

        QUICKLY SOLD OUT

      • there’s one point I’ll make about that TVC . I would guess some overweight or beta men want to look at fat porn and fantasize about a female who is attainable versus let’s say pornstars or supermodels , who are not .

      • TVC15 says:

        SOLD OUT

      • most men don’t buy porn mags anymore . how many were sold ?

      • TVC15 says:

        Enough to make her a feature model in a subsequent issue!

      • sugar baby monkey says:

        i swear, your face made my christmas. thank you the real taco

      • FatB'StardSA says:

        In 1982 Penthouse Magazine publishes a magazine with sexy women and Bob Guccione is listed in the Forbes 400.

        In 2015 a bankrupt version of the company publishes an issue of Penthouse Forum (whatever the fuck that is) with a plus size model on the cover and the company.

        @TVC15 seems to think the 2015 version of the company should be emulated. Is it any wonder why she is a SB and not a SM…

        Have a nice day :-).

      • FatB'StardSA says:

        @TVC15

        I guess I should not expect anything resembling business sense from a person who posts links to “Gawker” articles…

        Have a nice day ;-).

    • Anonymous says:

      It is called political correctness. Penthouse was forced to take her on or else…

      • FunDude says:

        What do you mean “sold out”.

        How many copies of that shit sold?

        That fat slob is definitely NOT attractive to the vast majority of men.

        TVC, clearly this chick reminds you of yourself since you take pride in it lol

      • FunDude says:

        Playboy is going out of business because no one buys it anymore with naked women all over the internet.

        Penthouse is dying too. It is trying to “fat acceptance” bullshit to keep relevant but its a dying magazine like Playboy. No one looks at that anymore.

      • fun dude. remember these mags have lost a lot of business since internet porn . I think they are scraping the bottom of the barrel for sales. sold out is a relative term. many toasters and ovens sell out every year too but only hundreds maybe thousands of each brand are made .

      • Anonymous says:

        Buying magazine to make political statement is an old tactic. Lets just put fatties in the magazine and see how long they keep them selling out.

      • FunDude says:

        @The Real Dave

        TVC must look like the chick from penthouse. She seems to take pride in that such an ugly and fat woman made penthouse.

        Why would she take pride in that unless that was like her?

      • TVC15 says:

        Yes, of course. And I argue against racism on the black SB topic, so I must be black. As well, the plus-size woman who SOLD OUT Penthouse Forum is Asian. So I’m probably also Asian.

        That’s because nobody can ever speak up for anyone else unless they’re exactly like that other person.

        Or… could it be… that I just like proving everything FunDude says is wrong?

      • FunDude says:

        @TVC

        You never took pride in black or Asian SBs. Maybe you were “sympathetic” (although I never saw that either) but you didn’t take pride in it.

        You clearly took PRIDE in an OLDER FAT women in Penthouse.

        Ergo, its likely representative of you.

      • Anonymous says:

        Can we really consider what he says as ‘wrong’ ? It is beyond that, a better description would be nonsensical, ignorant button pushing of sensitive topics or propagating through sad attention seeking.

        If he truly believes the women on the blog are feminazi, fat and disgusting then logically why would he spend his free time here conversing with them for attention?

      • TVC15 says:

        Because we’re the only women who pay any attention to him.

      • Anonymous says:

        Exactly.

      • FunDude says:

        @Anon

        Its because Im a nerd who dwells in my mother’s basement!

      • TVC15 says:

        Well, I tried shunning, but that can only work if everyone else does it too. So now, I just pick on the dope for fun.

        FunDude’s like a pinata: He’s round, he’s colourful, he’s occasionally fun to beat, and I can do it blindfolded. The prizes that come out of him aren’t the best, and they’re always the same; but that isn’t really the point.

      • Anonymous says:

        It does not matter if you are really in your mother’s basement or in the top floor of a 5 million $ home. The fact is you enjoy the company of ‘fat feminazis’ for attention or you would not beg for it so much on the internet.

        All you do is stir shit so your intentions are obvious. Along with the others who do the same.

      • Big Dick FunDude says:

        @Anon

        thats because I’m lonely and need to brag on the internet!

      • Anonymous says:

        Thks for finally being honest! :)

    • elaine says:

      Hmmm, happy they wanted to show that a “fuller” and “older” woman can be sexy and attractive, but WHY did they choose her?!

      This surely isn’t helping or doing any good …

      • elaine says:

        FunDude says:
        December 23, 2015 at 4:53 pm
        @TVC

        @ Fundiot to @TVC :
        “You never took pride in black or Asian SBs. Maybe you were “sympathetic” (although I never saw that either) but you didn’t take pride in it.
        You clearly took PRIDE in an OLDER FAT women in Penthouse.”

        The Penthouse model bbw model is ASIAN!

      • DamnVixen says:

        UGGH … I had seen a headline, but hadn’t seen the girl (and really didn’t care). But I’m with you. Yuck. She has a TERRIBLE shape. I’ve seen TONS of BBW women with amazing curves and proportions … and she’s just fat and sloppy with saggy boobs. I have a feeling there’s going to be a lot of photoshop.

  60. CueBall Dave says:

    You have to understand where I am coming from. I have heard all derogatory names you slags call me: Melon Head, Mr. Clean, Bald Eagle, etc. This is why I am so angry all the time. I think with my little head because the big head ain’t working right. It’s a dust bowl up there. Nothing grows. Now if you’ll excuse me. I have 79 fantasy messages to respond to.

    • Anon says:

      How about embrace your baldness? I embrace my “thicknes”. Besides, you can still see and feel my ribcage. I just have an ass now and thick thighs. Granted, I’d like to lose it but that’s where aerobic sex comes into play, that is, as soon as I get a SD again. But that in no way makes me a slag because I want one.

      • Anon says:

        His wish will be my command, as soon he takes my hand. All he has to do is know it goes both ways.
        You SD’s can say te woman/women should bow to you b you hold the funds. Broken record. It’s hard to do right when a SD does not inquire to the needs of his SB and then fulfill them. It I a difficult place and hard to teach a child (on both sides) if no one is willing to be transparent to a degree. It’s either transparency or it is a coy, sexual power game that can be extremely sensual, seductive and conducive. The flaw is the fine line many blur in the process.

      • you’re fat ? I thought you said you were thin ? nevermind I rescind my offer .

      • Anon says:

        Lmao, I am far from fat. But you made me laugh. I needed that. It blew the dust off my image of you.

        No dear, my size 4’s still fit. Or is that? Thank God for Spandex in jeans by the high brands? Still a size 2 in the older ladies clothes. Still, you showed your rainbow of colours. I can be ” thick” in my eyes because I am no longer a zero, but you my friend, just blew a dust storm.

      • Anon says:

        It’s ok. God makes saints out of sinners. Give me a SD and thin again I shall be.

      • I told you to contact me my dear opiate …

      • Anon says:

        I cant contact you Dave. Remember, I have my own 79 fantasy messages to respond to. Plus, having ADHD makes it difficult to remember that you made a move on me via cyber world. Sometimes I forget what car I’m driving. Ha!

  61. CueBall Dave says:

    Hey look at me! I am bald. I drive an old high mileage SUV and can barely afford its monthly payments. I am God’s gift to the women of SA. What? You want proof? Well I got 79 phantom messages in my inbox. So there! Fucking whores!

    • FunDude says:

      LOL look at all the angry feminists attempting shaming language.

      Its like clockwork.

      • CueBall Dave says:

        I know Fundude. Can you believe these whores? So what if you are fat and I am bald? We are still ALPHA males! These whores should beg on their knees for them to suck our dicks!

      • TVC15 says:

        LOL look at FunDude reacting like a Pavlov dog with his well-worn cliches. It’s like clockwork.

      • FunDude says:

        @TVC

        Getting more and more immature.

        I thought being old would give you wisdom and maturity.

        Guess you didn’t even get that benefit, just extra pounds.

      • it’s wonderful to see their bad behavior on display. this is great material to be used on return of kings blog .
        they don’t even realize how they are helping future generations of men learn the true nature of modern day leeches .

      • TVC15 says:

        Yes, take it to return of (ahem) kings. It should be good for at least a few rounds of useless whining with your omega buddies.

      • CueBall Dave says:

        To all you SA slags. Just because Fundude is pudgy and just because I am a chromedome still does not change the fact that we are at the top 1% of males in this country. We are better than the losers you fuck for free and the 70 year old hairy balls you suck for a fee.

      • Anonymous says:

        How would you know how old @TVC15 is or is not?

  62. dear feminazis , be consistent … I’m either ugly or poor correct ? or both ? then why do I have 79 unread messages ? please explain I’m perplexed you nasty kkunts

  63. @ anon .. despite you being sauced up on Cocaine and gin and watching reruns of Led Zeppelin tours , you have potential my dear unlike these other slags . with the new Star Wars movie out , you have the choice of understanding the force , come join us . even though you’re more fvcked up than The Who was on their 1973 Quadrophenia tour , I want to reach out to you . my shutterfly pictures and if you like send me an email . we can meet in Vegas or willie nelsons hometown your choice … your 1980 Penthouse letter reproductions are seriously turning me on .

    • Anonymous says:

      Dave I have a new name for you:

      CUEBALL

      • FunDude says:

        Some of the biggest Hollywood starts are “cueballs” these days including THE ROCK, Jason Statham, Vin Diesel, etc.

      • TVC15 says:

        Some of the biggest Hollywood stars are fat women these days, including Melissa McCarthy, Rebel Wilson, Queen Latifah, etc. According to your logic, that proves fat women are attractive.

      • Anonymous says:

        Dave’s nose looks like it has been broken at least twice. And if so that surprises no one.

      • FunDude says:

        @TVC

        Come on woman!

        No one considers those fat women attractive sex symbols.

        Vin Diesel, The ROCK, Statham are considered SEX SYMBOLS who date supermodels

        Shit, Statham’s woman is 20 years younger and a supermodel

      • TVC15 says:

        Those guys may be sex symbols to YOU, but they’re not to me.

      • FunDude says:

        @TVC

        Yeah you just think Justin Bieber has a good physique. Forget the ROCK, Vin Diesel or Statham lol

      • fat is unhealthy bald isn’t and I’m not even bald .

      • TVC15 says:

        Of course not, you just have invisible hair.

      • I’m that pic I shaved my head prior to a soccer tournament . my other pic on shutterfly shows a full head of hair . not like it matters when Jeremy Meeks does the same thing! and I’m not even a convict

      • Anon says:

        @ TVC

        Lmao, “invisible hair!” Love it.

        However, I have to come clean and admit that I have only been attracted to one man who was bald in my life. Then again, it could also have been/be because of his other bald head. So his invisible hair worked on me, like rubbing a lamp.

      • Jaybird923 says:

        @fundude you’re such a coward. You’d let your brah stand alone? Why haven’t you confessed? You’re so “great” why not use yourself as an example instead of the Rock? LMAO

      • Anonymous says:

        LOL I knew it. I had a feeling @fundude is a baldie.

      • TVC15 says:

        So FunDude is fat, ugly, and BALD! This just keeps getting better and better!

      • TVC15 says:

        Obviously “I hate feminists” = “Women keep rejecting me”. It’s all so clear now!

      • Jaybird923 says:

        @TVC to be fair I never said he was ugly, he’s not. I’d say he’s unremarkable.

      • Anonymous says:

        FunDude is a bitter old baldie :(

      • TVC15 says:

        A fat, unremarkable, bitter old baldie. :)

      • FatB'StardSA says:

        @The Real Dave has balls to post his picture.

        @Jaybird posts pictures of a push up bra and @TVC15 has nothing and yet who are the ones asking for money based on their looks?

        Enough said…

        Have a nice day :-).

      • TVC15 says:

        “@Jaybird posts pictures of a push up bra and @TVC15 has nothing and yet who are the ones getting offered money based on their looks?”

        Fixed that for you.

      • FatB'StardSA says:

        @TVC15

        Being offered money based on your looks is unimpressive unless we know who is offering.

        Getting $250 per “session” from me is not something you should be bragging…

        Have a nice day ;-).

    • FunDouche says:

      Hard to believe that any woman would get in a car with you. No wonder you need to coerce women into having sex with you.

    • Anonymous says:

      Your face looks like a dick. Meh

    • Anonymous says:

      oh my god. what a picture

    • sugar baby monkey says:

      oh my god. what a picture

    • FatB'StardSA says:

      @All Real Dave Detractors

      The comments from SB’s who complain about SD’s being old and ugly are really eye opening.

      These women are free to date the young, handsome, fit and rich guys that are lusting after them in real life and yet they are on arrangement sites looking at old, ugly, fat and poor men like myself. Thank god for charity among women!

      Have a nice day :-).

      • TVC15 says:

        Fatty, that makes no sense. Dave isn’t an SD, so the comments on his picture have nothing to do with complaining about SD’s.

      • women are 2 faced genetically . they will call you every name in the book , true or not . they will pretend they have multiple suitors , and throw out sob stories when there’s nothing wrong . I’m sure you’re neither ugly or fat .

      • TVC15 says:

        Not like men, who are always strictly honest.

        (And if they’re not, it’s women’s fault).

      • FunDude says:

        FB

        The younger alpha dudes aint going to go to them for anything but a pump and dump.

        Come on now brah, lets not be too optimistic about their prospects!

      • even on his blog the women lie but as far as I can tell none of the men have . a spade is a spade

    • FunDude says:

      @Dave

      Looking good brah.

      Im sure way better than the older 70 y/o old dudes they are dating off this website

      • TVC15 says:

        Dave, now you tell FunDude how handsome HE is.

      • Anonymous says:

        LOL @TVC15. It is a match made in heaven. If only they would admit they are actually hot for each other under the disguise of brah love for one another. They are consistently write about why they should not be any women and none are good enough for them.

        Go for it Dave and FunDude. We are rooting for you and your bramance!

      • Anonymous says:

        The 70 year old dudes would kick your ass young fella. At least we are in a better physical shape.

    • FunDude says:

      @jaybird

      Yeah, I like to rock the bald head. Always kept a crew cut as a kid. My hair is too curly, looks more “alpha” with the crew cut/ bald look brah.

      I wouldn’t use myself as an example though because that sounds like bragging. I don’t brag about myself lol

      Only “brag” when I am attacked to defend myself

  64. Anonymous says:

    Guys, “alpha” and “beta” are reproductive strategies. Predominant strategy and also-run/viable strategy. They are whatever the female of the species make them to be through their collective fickleness: it can be as silly as a giant useless tail like the Peacocks have, simply because that’s the collective wisdom/preference from peahens’ pea-brains in the “food is everywhere and defending against predator is hopeless” rain forest.

    For most monkeys, being the leader of the pack controlling all the resources is the alpha strategy, although a beta strategy of some quickies off to the side in the bushes also seems to work and helps diversify the gene pool of the pack, although at tremendous risk to the individual female monkeys sneaking around like that. Monkeys have relatively abundant food and some defense ability against predators.

    For lions, there is no beta/alternative strategy, because lioness takes thousands of copulations to get pregnant. A male lion has to defeat an incumbent male lion in order to take over a pride (and kill all cubs to induce lionesses into estrus). Male-Lions-Going-Their-Own-Way would be genetic death. It is this way because lions require large hunting range, those who can not hunt, kill and stay in that dominant position don’t get to reproduce successfully. So there is no beta/alternative reproductive strategy, and lionesses’ physiology makes it so; ironically not to the benefit of the lioness either: a lioness defending her cub against new male lion having just taken over the pride can be fatal to her.

    For human ancestors, in frozen north where harsh seasons were predictable, the mating preference was intelligence, delayed gratification and ability to plan around the seasons; whereas in the tropics where food is abundant and disease/disaster is random, the selective pressure is towards low IQ, more aggression and impulsiveness (which in modern society would manifest itself as high criminality).

    What is “alpha” and “beta” can be quite malleable and dependent on environmental conditions.

    • FunDude says:

      That is very true.

      Female sexuality is very malleable.

      The society determines who deserves “status” within a specific culture.

      Chinese/Asian cultures now confer status on high intelligence fields. Women are attracted to those dudes

      America/Western world is now conveying status on celebrities, sports players, hedge fund manages, finance guys and some physicians, etc. Intellect isn’t that valued in the Western world these days.

      Societies who value intelligence, hard work, etc will defeat other societies over the long haul.

      • Admirer says:

        In America it is all about looks and physique. Alpha = young, fit and good looking. Intelligence is beta.

      • Anonymous says:

        You do realize “young” is not workable as a predominant strategy (alpha), right? A man can only be young for just about as long as other men can be. A predominant strategy (alpha) has to be able to stand the test of some time so that sufficient offsprings can be produced to carry on that trait.

        That also brings up another point: whatever the PUA’s choose to do for recreational sex is obviously not predominant (alpha) strategy at all if the goal is result-free sex. The genetic result of a PUA picking up 1000 girls and making sure no pregnancy results is no different from a MGTOW committing genetic suicide outright.

      • Anonymous says:

        One difference: the PUA would have wasted his time and resources, whereas a temporary MGTOW would have used the time to garner skills and resources so he can be better prepared for a more meaningful relationship later.

      • FunDude says:

        @Admirer

        Im not fully sure about that.

        There are plenty of ugly rockers that get far hotter women than male models.

        Status plays a large role in things.

  65. The Real Dave says:

    definitions :
    beta: any man that marries , “loves” ,
    courts, lives with or gets emotionally involved with strippers, wh0res, single moms, former escorts , broke women ( unless they are 18-20 years old ) , IV drug users, hypochondriacs, horse women, bar flies, hair dressers , Vegas dancers, a Kardashian , feminist, any single woman over 35, and a woman with a high salary over 100k
    definition of alpha: the rest of the men

    • Anonymous says:

      Broke women? I thought all women needed a man to pay for everything like a paypig.

    • The Real Dave says:

      beta list cont’d: any cheap woman that poses in her bra or underwear for an avatar , Instagram “model” , MAC makeup girl at any mall , promo models, bottle server, “career” woman , fat lard land whale, any woman that attends new wave Churches as a single woman over age 30.

    • Anonymous says:

      IV drug users but snorting and other methods are fine.

      A Kardashian? One would be lucky enough to date them.

    • Admirer says:

      Unfortunately Dave, the SB’s definition of alpha and beta are reversed in this case. Their alphas are the broke ass guys they fuck for free. In their warped eyes, the SD who gives them money but don’t fuck is beneath them and their loser alphas and are therefore “betas” by default.

      • The Real Dave says:

        funny how they end up later in life , after 35, riding the cc, financially broke, with what we call a beta and what we call a beta . that redundancy assures them that they truly landed a beta !

      • The Real Dave says:

        what we call a beta and what THEY call a beta*

    • TVC15 says:

      “The Real Dave says:
      December 23, 2015 at 10:27 am
      I’m broke and can’t even afford a SB and this makes me angry. I’m the reverse equivalent of some of the SBs who post on this blog who can’t get a SD. I’m just frustrated. I mean why does it have to be this way??”

      That explains a lot!

  66. Admirer says:

    What happened to AliciaXWinks? The “married but looking” morality police? Is she busy making baby #6 with her deadbeat husband? Now that she has been outed as a loser seems like she crawled back into whatever hole in Butt Fuck England she came from. She is the poster child of delusion on SA.

  67. Jaybird923 says:

    I love how the half wit crew is no trying to pretend that we are the ones who started the whole alpha thing when they were the ones constantly posting about how alpha they were and how the other guys on the blog were betas. All we did was kindly point out that they were not alphas by qouting their own stupidity back at them. Now suddenly being alpha is bad and means a dead beat ex con who plays xbox. And it’s a term we “blog Feminists” use to Emasculate them LMAO

    • Anonymous says:

      To me it seems like you are all deer rutting in the spring and fighting over territory/partners.
      Kinda like RL which is a drag as I am here to escape that.

      • Jaybird923 says:

        I’m not fighting over anything. I rarely post anymore. Most of the good bloggers are gone. Only a hand full remain. The blog use to be a place where we had disagreements but also interesting discussions. It use to be very entertaining. Now it’s been reduced to this.

      • Anonymous says:

        Looking at older blogs I would have to agree that the blogs were sometimes better. But I disagree with you on one point – you are still fighting – to keep the blog alive. Good luck and don’t let the bastards get you down.

      • Jaybird923 says:

        very perceptive it’s why I haven’t completely abandoned ship :-))

      • The Real Dave says:

        actually I love IKEA thank you !

    • The Real Dave says:

      I consider a rejection by you to be a blessing if I ever approached you in public . what else do you really have to offer a man besides a deteriorating set of silicone parts and a delusional expectation ?

      • Jaybird923 says:

        Dave you are what I call an IKEA man … some assembly required. You’d take way to much time and effort to put together and after all that work you’d still be the equivalent of a cheap piece of furniture that won’t last.

        Hopefully you take some time to work on yourself so you can be a better option for the right woman who has her shit together. Best of luck to you.

      • elaine says:

        @Jay

        Watch out! IKEA could get mad for you discrediting their articles by comparing their quality to Dave. 😉

    • TVC15 says:

      Excellent summary @Jay

  68. Anon says:

    Btw, I call foul. Dave knows Mediterranean men are my weakness. He knows that and is using it on purpose. Shame Dave, total shame.

  69. Anon says:

    Totally don’t see the ladies touching him unless (whatever his Mediterranean bied is) works a miracle before Chriatmaa. Or is it Hannukah? What does he believe anyways. I’d like 8 crazy nights my self. (Tee, hee)

  70. Anonymous says:

    Dave’s 1-5 list is the dope. LOL

    • FunDude says:

      The Real Dave isn’t playing.

      Soon Jaybird, Elaine and Kore will be scared to post on this blog.

      I don’t think Dave is going to be defeated so easily by the feminist brigade.

      It truly will get interesting lol

      • Anon says:

        Dave is a yawner, gawner. Unless he is packing and one decent blogger can vouch for him via “ouch” he is packing, it’s a wrap, right along with Santa being real, bro.

      • Anonymous says:

        will be scared to post on this blog.

        LMFAOOOO

      • elaine says:

        Scared?

        Haha you are hilarious!
        Every single of your inconsistent posts makes you guys look more ridiculous, you don’t even need us to make you look stupid.

        But it is nice amusement to see your craving for attention, posting stupid and clueless assumptions, never come back with an intelligent answer when your stupidities are overturned, and then start insulting.

        It is like a cat playing with silly little mouse. :-)

      • Jaybird923 says:

        You are so ridiculous it’s sad… I could careless about Dave. If you’re too stupid to notice on your own he’s the one constantly seeking my attention. Until last night, I haven’t paid him the least bit of attention. But like I said it’s ghe holiday season I’m feeling charitable. And I love how any one who disagrees or calls you out on your stupidity is a feminist. I bet whenever women reject you, you tell yourself it’s because they’re gay lol

    • Anon says:

      Santa said it best ” Ho, Ho, Ho!”

      We really should of tried to keep him outa the strip club fellas.

  71. Anonymous says:

    22 years-old? Whaaaaatttttt!!!

    [https://www.seekingarrangement.com/blog/blog/2015/12/14/bring-intimacy/#comment-462708]

  72. FunDude says:

    This blog is quite enjoyable tonight.

    The REAL DAVE is on a warpath. I think he is hurting the self esteem of the poor SBs on here.

    Dave is being a “meanie” ladies!

    • The Real Dave says:

      in soccer when you have a team who is skilled in possession you don’t try to dispossess them,
      you’ll get tired. you run a counter attack once they miss their shot . the women hear try to emasculate us by telling us we are not so called alpha males . it’s important for us not to prove that we are but to eliminate the concept altogether and that there is no such
      thing and that the emperor has no clothes .

      • Anon says:

        Applaud, applaud. Except the ladies are still robed. Exception of the squirls in the attack that you are taking, one by one, we see.

        You really should move out of the mountains and broaden your territory Dave.

      • Anon says:

        You like squirly women♻️, someone has to recycle and give back. I feel so eclept and so proud of you Dave.

      • The Real Dave says:

        I have more more important things to do my hashish smoking friend, like raising a son , working , playing soccer,
        and saving money for a rainy day or for a business to buy .

      • The Real Dave says:

        “ladies” is a loosely defined term here Ms Cocaine

      • Anon says:

        OMG…DAve sharing something that might actually be “real”? I just fell out of my sleigh bed. Call me Santa that just fell out of his nickers, by George.
        Except, it’s actually “by Dave”. Lol

        I fell out and I’m i
        Climbing back in. Ha!
        :)

      • Anonymous says:

        Nah don’t let him play with you like that. That’s just all the stuff he’s doing in Sims right now

  73. Anon says:

    Kisses at Dave (see me blowing them at you bc I am #5)

    As if…Number 1-4 will erotically and precisely, acknowledge that you are of little help, all the while confirming and fleshing out their testimonies, but of course, due to immense future commissions, they will not tease you back with exasperating lines, sue to confidentially clauses.

    So, be that at it may, you need to call for reinforcements, my dear.

    • Anon says:

      “Due” not “sue”…them again, ya never know. If you ever had a chance at them…they might “sue” for their money back.

      • Anon says:

        Lmao. Greek mythology? This is sooo good baby. Is this like “last night, the DJ saved my life?” Or is this really like what words mean in Greek? And then the mythology of the Grewk word itself and the differential state o where it started, to the translation to today’s date? If you would like to delve, I am also familiar with the non-existent words that are called now “a dead language”. I would bore the crowd to tears. Hence, “essomenic”.

        No one knows that word. It is already a part of a dead language.

        That is like tling someone you “want their sex” and they are still stuck in the “I love you” era.

        It is not wrong, it’s the mind wide open and the eyes wide shut. Give me what I am asking for.

    • The Real Dave says:

      you don’t know how I am in bed my stoned purple haze dear . My family is from the Mediterranean . your 1980s porn was great . however you know that’s not how it works . you never let a man sleep in comfort and the next day most men leave and never call you again .

      • The Real Dave says:

        anon me and you should hook up . I promise I won’t give you fake money or toss you out of the car provided you don’t show up with purple hair , nose ring , marks of a wh0re( aka tattoos) , and feminazi literature .

      • Anon says:

        Wow, Mediterranean. Should I be shaking in my shoes that you are supposed to be exotic to a dare I say “white woman?”

        My bad, my blood is mixed, and I am not white. So, you so t make me quiver unless you can prove it. If you like, I can look clumsy as the beat of them andake you think I am insecure and take a man’s virginity and like my fingers in profound excitement,
        As if I have secoured the last organic fruit on earth. Wanna play?

      • Anon says:

        You like that? I also look uneducated until you meet me and I am like a Jedi who works magic in silence. I can play jut like you Dave. And my God, it’s erotic when there is a playmate that likes to play the same way…unfortunately, they are far and few between that can play in a light hearted manner. So, the search continues.

      • The Real Dave says:

        I mention my background only to tell you that I understand you’re exotic too like a 1980s Ferrari or Pinto and that I enjoy your VHS porn mixed with a PCP high . we are on the same wavelength baby . let’s talk physics and Greek mythology together

      • Anon says:

        @ Dave

        I have long stick straight blonde hair that goes to my waist with electric green eyes. I have high cheek bones and I have the ability to look like a pastey white ghost or tan once and look like Pocahontas.

        It takes interest for me to exude interest. I want the mind, body and soul experience. Doesn’t mean, that I require a ball and chain, heaven forbid. If only implies, I desire authenticity. I used to go on dates and drink two drinks and look like a drunkard to SD’s. Why?bc I was not a Drinker. I had to learn how to school my own self and had no “blog” to teach me and I certainly was not a Tumbler Girl. I had to learn the hard way of being innocent. I am still innocent, bc I still give a person the authenticity to control the environment. Once I feel they are in-authentic, I take control of the environment and it answers to me. Until they stain it, it’s theirs to maneuver. Few women give men that authority. Or rather, few women know what they are working with.

      • The Real Dave says:

        you have high cheek
        bones because you swallow man meat for a living and shoot up heroin . however you have a future writing edm music

      • Anonymous says:

        If she came with feminazi literature, tossing her out of the car will be the least of your worries. More in the lines of RUNNNN.

  74. The Real Dave says:

    let’s list the forum lineup:

    1) a washed up single mom post wall euro trash bdsm “artist” – Elaine
    2) a feminazi who is an independent , career woman who carries a wallet sized photo of Lorena Bobbitt in her Wal Mart purse , paid for by her 70 year old patriarch – TVC
    3)refund gap tattas who’s intelligence and wisdom comes from Bravo TV – jaybird
    4)she once took selfies with cows now made it to Germany in the wheel well of a biplane , and will now defone to first world men what an
    alpha male is – kore
    5) whatever drugs she is snorting is some serious sh$t and she will probably be the most successful because she will soon write the next top 10 rock song while sky high – Anon

    • Courtneyxxx says:

      This is hilarious! Good read when you can’t sleep haha. I hope you all sort your differences …

    • Anonymous says:

      1) yes
      2) yes
      3) yes
      4) yes
      5) OMFG YES

    • FunDude says:

      LOL Dave coming through with more gems. Awesome

    • Jaybird923 says:

      Yawn… It’s so sad when one tries so hard and still repeatedly comes up short. But when it’s a life long ailment does the stench of failure even register anymore? Or does ineptitude become a constant companion like your shadow? No matter how hard you try to out run it, it’s always there.

      Every time you reach into your pocket for the screwdriver you need to start your secondhand rebuilt SUV that you still couldn’t afford to pay for outright do you think to yourself “I gave it my best and this is all I have to show for it. A twin bed in the same room I grew up in and a car most reputable insurance companies won’t insure”

      • The Real Dave says:

        I never claimed to make a high income but since I got 79 unread messages in a city ranked in the top 5 in the USA of attractive women , I can pretty much assume you slags are worth a darn to those men that do have a lot of money .

      • Jaybird923 says:

        79 messages? does your profile list your actual income and net worth? Pretty sure if it did your box would be empty. You can only feel a sense of accomplishment if your success is actually based on…. wait for it … your real accomplishments. That’s like me putting up a picture of a super model and coming on here to brag about how in demand I am. But if this is the only way you can get a temporary respite from the cautionary tale you call life go for it.

      • The Real Dave says:

        you know what’s funny refund gap ? my profile actually does list it . because in the beginning I had honest intentions then after most Women couldn’t act right ( even when paid to ) I changed my MO. I wouldn’t think I’d be popular but apparently it’s really not hard . you see men making a lot of money , like my brother ( he makes $400 k as Vice President of a major corporation ) are happil married with kids ( he got to be the lucky one)

      • yougottabekiddingme says:

        [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-1290633/What-happens-sibling-rivalry-turns-adult-envy.html]

      • TVC15 says:

        “It’s so sad when one tries so hard and still repeatedly comes up short. But when it’s a life long ailment does the stench of failure even register anymore? Or does ineptitude become a constant companion like your shadow? No matter how hard you try to out run it, it’s always there.”

        Sheer poetry.

    • Kore says:

      Why’d you leave yourself out of the list, Dave?

      • The Real Dave says:

        I can’t compete with you. being fvcked up is one area where you women reign supreme ! 😉

      • Kore says:

        Don’t be that humble Lemons.. I’d like to know how you’re today’s alphamale!

      • The Real Dave says:

        why should any man strive to be you version of an alpha male ? or even that silly term to begin with ? if spending 5 years in prison and having a hot young girl worship you is the pinnacle of alpha maleness , then I’ll pass . I’ll take my education and stability and get laid or have relationships with females by any method I see fit .

    • Original Dave says:

      And yet you all still seem to need each other?

  75. The Real Dave says:

    you don’t get a medal for being an alpha male gentlemen . it’s a term women love to throw around to make you cater to them . they don’t even have a clue as to what it means .

    • TVC15 says:

      Sure we do. It’s you who don’t, and that’s why you keep getting rejected.

      • The Real Dave says:

        who says I get rejected now, I DID get rejected . I’ve nailed over 30 women the past 2 years alone . I got 79 unread messages on this site . I fvcked an Indian woman from work 2 weeks before her arranged marriage lol … now I’ve said it a million times you feminist trash disposal , when I was younger the “nice” guy me got turned down but guys who were criminals got the girls. now those same women want me and my resources , so I’m going to fvck them over , as most deserve it . shy should I be nice to garbage like you ?

      • FatB'StardSA says:

        @TVC15

        I am sure you know many alpha males . The problem for you is that these alpha males don’t know or care to remember who you are.

        Have a nice day :-).

      • The Real Dave says:

        those so called alpha males are now unemployed and married to land whale feminists like you

      • TVC15 says:

        You’re only getting women through this site because they’re hoping for money and have bad taste. Bad taste alone wouldn’t be enough.

      • The Real Dave says:

        @tvc
        thanks for admitting to us what women’s motives truly are . I though 3rd wave feminism meant you didn’t need money and can fvck any guy at will ?

      • TVC15 says:

        No, it just means I can fuck any guy at will. Even feminism can’t trump capitalism.

      • The Real Dave says:

        so why need the big bad patriarchs money then ? you can earn your own instead of sucking old hairy man balls like you do to garner wages .

      • TVC15 says:

        I already have a really good job, but thanks for the advice. :)

      • Anon says:

        I so totally retrT my video to you Dave. My bad, it was me. Going… Oh yeah, your car is broke and I’m in the sky looking down on you. Duhhh, I kept trying to figure th damn scene out, myself. And your last comment made scense to the scene now. I am looking down on you. Whew… (Wiping my brow) I like looking at your car shapes Dave and all te rentals you have paid for. #flying high air waves. Sucks to be you bro!

      • Anon says:

        Do you like it like that Dave? Give it to a real one that knows how to handle and drive that baby and make her purrr like a pure kitten and come back for more, where she can peacefully lay her head in the soft scerenity of comfort and security. Yeah, bro.. I already know, you don’t know that feeling. So you hate on all the men that offer that. You are such a hater

      • The Real Dave says:

        TVC .. a background checked SA account does not count as a career .

      • TVC15 says:

        As if I would give money to SA, or any other dating site. The money’s only gonna flow one way. 😉

      • Kore says:

        Since when did SA start paying you to have your background checked? 😀

        The logic. ^^

      • Kore says:

        😀 😀 I read too fast. 😀

      • The Real Dave says:

        @anon … I don’t understand the 1980s near porn you just posted

      • The Real Dave says:

        kind of like the money shots on your face ?

      • Kore says:

        Don’t get too happy over that, Lemons – I honestly don’t pay that much attention to what you write all the time.

        Besides, I don’t think you’re incapable of such illogical comments anyway. Just look at your post above of how women don’t know what alpha males are. ^^

      • Anon says:

        I LOVE fatty B. He is my hero! Take that Dave, now stuff it up the chimney and hope Santa gives you a hot naked lady instead of a chipped piece of coal that you deserve!

        Go you got fat B! Whoot! Whoot!

        Suck the bits I do even have Dave. Give it to a real one that may be fat but o promise you that he can make the motion of the ocean flow so damn good the fi is begging on her knees. What do you offer Dave? The overhead car light? As you open the door to kick her out? Cough, cough… Is this Oprah? Or wait? Did Stwvw Harvwy make a mistake? Is this a publicity stunt? Or for “reals?”

      • Anon says:

        Ya’ll think I can’t spell. Lmao. Have you not figured out that o misspell “words” on purpose? I know words move things. I know who I am and I know what my words can do. Hello! I speak a certain way for a reason. Puff, puff, pass…that is what you will chalk me up to. Yet, I am SO MUCH more than what you give me credit for. I can call it forth. If I do, I will scare you. So why bother? I don’t want to get banned again. I would rather fly under the radar than to mark myself. I love ya’ll. and that part of me and the ones I bonded with here )even when they come and go) will never die.

    • Anon says:

      1980’s near porn..?? For real, bro? Lmao, omg.. I am in the floor. I need the necklace that calls life alert! I am laughing so hard,
      Pahlease. I know you are enjoying these moments Dave as you call them 1980.

      It is unfortunate that you call my seductive tame tone down commentary a 1980’s version. If I hit you with my recent 2016 version of speech, you would need a ventilion apparatus to even breathe son. So, that is reserved for only the ones who know me intimately, you better start working your money maker and what your momma gave ya I you expect get a drop of what the future holds.

      • Anon says:

        Ventilation. My bad, I was still laughing so hard, my speech suffered. You get the drift in the wind. Come with it, and I might be tempted to share, the right way, to give you some ammo in your escapades and scribble notes in your diary.

      • The Real Dave says:

        anon , I’m attracted to your writing . take a gander at my picture please. if you like me , lets me and you have some 80s sex , cheesy music included .

      • Bob says:

        spare us!! I have enough flashbacks as it it. 70’s was rough enough.

  76. The Real Dave says:

    the way women talk to men in this forum just fuels the scamming …. do you think I care about being a so called alpha male ? as long as I blow my nutt off its the same feeling except I don’t have to listen to nagging or use my ATM card #winning

    • TVC15 says:

      There’s the door, chump.

      • The Real Dave says:

        to what ? the brothel you work in ? no thanks I know street h00kers with more game .

      • TVC15 says:

        I’m sure you do. How else would you get consensual sex?

      • The Real Dave says:

        h00kers have way more charisma than feminists that’s why I hang out with them

      • TVC15 says:

        “Charisma”? Is that what they’re calling it now?

      • Anon says:

        @ Dave

        You wouldn’t know a street hooker if you “f’d” one. You would be crying to your daddy, at how good it was and she turned you sideways from 6 days from Sunday. You really need to pick up your hat, you left on the hat stand at the door. We can call it an umbrella stand, where you hung your hat on the handle of an umbrella of you like. However, I am trying to dumb it down for you my friend. What did TVC say? Where’s the door? Oh yeah, there’s the door…ya know, over “there” bc you are not the “shit”.

        If you were, you would have pua game, that flames in this ovation, for someone to buy it

        Since, you don’t, we ain’t taking you home. Next! (Hand raised, for the waiter to excuse you to the men in black. Called the security guards to offer you the exit.”

  77. The Real Dave says:

    @ kore im sure you’ve moved up in the world from riding in style in a 3 wheel auto rickshaw in Bangladesh to now standing on street corners in Munich waiting for a 70 year old in a maybach to have an hour with you .

  78. Admirer says:

    FD and Dave, check out this loser profile: e3d55e6f
    Who the hell is going to agree to this shit? The husband gets to fuck her but the SD will support her? This is the modern definition of “alpha male” folks.

    • The Real Dave says:

      I love it how the slags on this forum think they know what an alpha male is . they will define it for us

      • TVC15 says:

        Yes, like a gentleman, we know it when we see it. And you’re not it.

      • The Real Dave says:

        yeah let me guess you also probably know economics that’s why you’re on this site begging men to pay for your bills because you can’t manage them yourself. so now you’re also a self proclaimed alpha male expert too ?

      • TVC15 says:

        You’ve got that backwards, it’s the men who are begging me. But so far I’ve said no, because I am the expert. 😉

      • Anon says:

        Bam! On your face! And from comments, I can’t tell if TVC is a man or a woman…lol, but who cares? :)

  79. FunDude says:

    Some more good music from 2015 VS show

    {{https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzY0oAUesVI}}

    Off to the gym!

  80. FunDude says:

    Some more good music from 2015 VS show:

    {{https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJLsv0XlJO4}}

    • FatB'StardSA says:

      @FunDude

      I guess you would listen to this music at a dance club if you were trying to pick up hoes but I can’t understand a heterosexual man listening to this while in the gym. Are you advertising you are a homosexual in the gym for some reason?

      If you are trying to be ethnic at least have some balls [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP0OaUOQGCg]

  81. FunDude says:

    Here’s a lesson for all the SBs who are demanding substantial. If you don’t look like this, don’t even try lol

    {{https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftDK0atcHEw}}

    • TVC15 says:

      You’re hardly in a position to be educating anyone else, chubby. And nobody looks at your links.

      • FunDude says:

        Its good for education for you old woman. Then you can learn you level of competition.

        Now you will understand why you have to suck off a 70 y/o old for 200 dollars. You see, it wasn’t that he was “salty”, it was because he could do better than you for a few more dollars.

      • TVC15 says:

        Fortunately I don’t “have” to do anything, FD. And a 70-year-old who was in good shape, OR intelligent, OR had a good personality, would still be a more attractive prospect than you.

      • FunDude says:

        @TVC

        Possibly but i’m nice to people who deserve being nice to.

        Why do you deserve that? You seem like a militant feminist who hates men

      • TVC15 says:

        Actually, I love men. I just can’t stand dopes, jerks, and abusive hypocrites. Like you. :)

    • FunDude says:

      @TVC

      You are a militant feminist who doesn’t like when men speak to you in the same manner that you speak to other men.

      Ergo, hypocrite much?

  82. FunDude says:

    We need more men like The Real Dave and Admirer to keep these bitches in check.

    Without such symmetry, these post wall feminists would make this place a total shit show.

    • TVC15 says:

      Twenty-five of you can’t outdo one of us, fatty.

      • FunDude says:

        You’d be sucking my dick for free on command if I asked.

        No shoo

      • TVC15 says:

        Keep your sick fantasies to yourself, porker. You wish.

      • FunDude says:

        @TVC

        Of course I wouldn’t want that!

        Don’t know what 70 y/o’s dick you’ve been sucking for your 200 p4p. Some of those dudes have all kinds of STDS.

      • Anon says:

        @ TVC

        Lov’in it. Lmao

        Pigs only fly, wait..I’m not a porker, let’s lick our fingers and place them in the wind and see who can catch a wave? What ya say?

        I only get nasty texts late at night when I say “insert curse words”, lmao.

        Vroom, vroom. Still driving forward Dr. Phildo Not so Fun Dude. I love copying Elaine’s brilliance. Or was that Jays? I can’t recall, but I love em’ the same.

      • TVC15 says:

        “Of course I wouldn’t want that!”

        You’re the one who brought it up, fatso. Must have been on your mind.

      • FunDude says:

        @TVC

        You mad old lady? Yeah you’re mad.

        Now go get the last word lol

      • Anon says:

        Dr. Fun dude, you are outa line.

        Besides, how do you know $200 is the going rate unless you pimp yourself out for that rate? Looking at you like Made at present like “say something, I dare you”

      • FunDude says:

        @Anon

        You’re right. 200 p4p for a mouthy old fat slut might be a little high lol

      • TVC15 says:

        “Now go get the last word lol”

        Awww. Giving up that easily? Like I told you, 25 of you wouldn’t be enough.

      • Anon says:

        That must be what the fat old maids pay you, ” oh, dr, Daniel son”.. As I bow my head and shake it bc your hot blonde left you in spoils. It’s okay rubber sucky, I mean “duckey”, if you will be nice, I am sure their are entry here who might be willing (granted I said “might” nurse you back to health.

      • Anon says:

        I said “entry” and meant “plenty”…God, this just gets better and better around here, lmao.

    • Anon says:

      Pay-lease, you apparently didn’t watch the video. It has a double intricate meaning. You must be faded already. Do we have a Dr. In the house to lay hands on the all acclaimed Dr?

  83. Anon says:

    @4:44pm. This will be the only one I throw your way.

  84. Anon says:

    Oh yeah… The link is dedicated to Dave .. Check it out, based on your car. I am throwing you a bone my friend. You have grown on me. Apparently.

  85. Courtneyxxx says:

    Interesting reads haha!!

    • FunDude says:

      Its a shit show filled with post wall delusional feminists who want “substantial” allowances despite not being worth 200/month.

      Their anger permeates throughout the blog. Fortunately, some of the men aren’t tolerating their bullshit.

      Ergo, the “shitshow” commences.

  86. TVC15 says:

    Not really a complaint, but a question: Why do so many guys post pictures of themselves holding a giant dead fish?

    • Anonymous says:

      It’s socially more acceptable than holding up a 100-lb girl with D-cups.

    • Anonymous says:

      Its easier to hold a 100 lb dead fish than holding a 300 lb dead land whale.

      The former may get a pat on the back, but the latter would definitely get a shove on the back and cuffs in the hand.

    • FunDude says:

      The reason is because they might break their backs holding up a fat old BITCH like yourself

      • TVC15 says:

        Look who’s talking, Love Handles.

      • FunDude says:

        @TVC

        Call me the alpha dude your dumbass couldn’t get in your prime.

        Now shoo feminist. Go whore yourself out to some 55 year old dude on SA.

      • TVC15 says:

        I’ve always preferred a slimmer man than you, unless he’s got great personality and intelligence. Since you’ve got neither, as a fat guy your chances with me would be zero.

      • FunDude says:

        @TVC

        Maybe you should ask Justin Bieber out then. Just get a poor model. That would be your style lol

      • TVC15 says:

        Bieber is pretty gross, but I freely admit that if I were in hell and had to pick between you and him, he’d win. At least he’s in great shape.

      • FunDude says:

        @TVC

        Bieber is in great shape? LOL

        Thats all I have to hear lol

      • TVC15 says:

        Hey, I don’t like the guy either, but only someone as delusional as you could deny Bieber’s in shape. He’s got a lot less body fat than you, too.

      • FunDude says:

        Bieber weighs about 140 lbs with no muscle. Dude couldn’t even lift a 50lb dumbbell lol

      • TVC15 says:

        Only a meathead like you could say this guy has “no muscle”: {http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/justin-bieber/images/38156091/title/justin-bieber-2015-photo}

        He also has a nice face (which I understand you do not). Unfortunately he always has a moronically sulky expression on it; but then, you probably do too.

      • FatB'StardSA says:

        @TVC15

        How do you know what @FunDude face looks like? I could understand if you made that comment about his balls though…

        Have a nice day :-),

      • TVC15 says:

        Scroll down Fatty, Jaybird’s 5:18 comment in the thread just below this one.

  87. Anonymous says:

    Perfect example of a delusional princess : ee695a6c
    5K/mo platonic only. Claims she is in the top 1% in looks and intelligence.
    Typical liberal nanny state mentality (California) of “pursuing her goals to create utopia”. She requires a moderate allowance while “getting to know you”.
    Needs a strong cup of “shut the fuck up and bend over”.

    • Anonymous says:

      Maybe she really is in the 1%?

    • FunDude says:

      She’s not tall enough to be in the “top 1%” of looks.

      There is a reason VS models are taller than her dumbass. At least she is thin, unlike half of the fat slobs that post on this blog.

      But you can’t even see her face.

      • Jaybird923 says:

        We can’t see your face either (though I know what you look like and personally don’t think you’re in a position to judge other people’s looks) but you insist on posting about how superior you are. Should I post a link to your pics? Maybe the fat slobs that post on this blog can vote on whether you are in the top 1% of looks. Let me know if you’re game :-)

      • FunDude says:

        @Jaybird

        Who said I’m in the top 1% of looks as a reason for me to obtain an arrangement?

        Reading comp?

      • Jaybird923 says:

        I love how you purposely avoid issues/questions. We all know you suffer from reading comprehension. Were did I say anything about arrangements? Please point it out for me :-))

      • TVC15 says:

        Great news! FD is ugly as well as fat!

        Christmas came early.

      • FunDude says:

        @Jaybird

        If I was claiming I should get 10K/month due to my “looks”, then you’d have an argument.

        I could be the ugliest MOTHERFUCKER on earth, that doesn’t change the reality of my comment.

        Ergo, your argument is irrational.

      • TVC15 says:

        No wonder you’re so bitter, FD! It all makes perfect sense to me now. 😀

      • Jaybird923 says:

        How is my comment irrational. I calmly stated a fact (at least to me. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder after all) that I think you’re not in a position to judge others on looks. She can ask for whatever she likes it is her right. She can say she’s in the top 1% if she wants. Just like you can come on here and post all the garbage you want. Just like you can come on here and claim that you get hotter girls than the ones on SA.

      • FunDude says:

        @Jaybird

        You’re still my girl even when you get angry.

        Beauty is pretty much quantifiable. Victoria Secret appears to have figured it out pretty well.

        Ergo, I have linked three videos for you to watch. Those are the types of women who can demand “substantial”.

      • Jaybird923 says:

        @TVC He’s not a troll but unless you were into that whole bulky weightlifter look you’d probably walk right by him. A great personality would likely tip the scales but we both know he’s lacking in that area as well.

      • FunDude says:

        @Jaybird

        I am usually much nicer. But its the “sugar babies” on this blog that have been quite angry with their statements about “salty” sugar daddies, etc.

        Once they were called out about these comments, it has devolved into belligerence.

        Ergo, your anger stems from men standing up for themselves.

        The hypocrisy is truly boundless.

      • TVC15 says:

        Yes, yes, we know. Bad behaviour by men is always the fault of women. We get it, it’s been drilled into us. Now shoo. :)

      • IHF2030 says:

        Out here in the real world in Canada-America combined there are three million more single white women than single white men. So, high quality, single Caucasian cats are in very scarce supply and subsequent high demand. So, nasty so-called women who have nothing more to offer than three holes on two legs and repulsive attitudes and obnoxious personalities are gonna be out of luck in both the sugar world as well as real life actual dating.

      • TVC15 says:

        If I were racist, I might be worried. 😉

      • Jaybird923 says:

        Once again I’m not angry. I have no reason to be. Just simply calling it like I see it.

        And please son’t insult my intelligence you rants and general disrespect directed towards anyone who disagrees with you has nothing to do with SBs on this blog calling anyone salt daddies.

        You’ve been pushing the same agenda since you first appeared on this blog December 2014. You can try to spend it however you want but the truth is what it is.

      • TVC15 says:

        He’s been repeating the same dreck for a YEAR now?!? Jesus Murphy

      • Jaybird923 says:

        “So, high quality, single Caucasian cats are in very scarce supply and subsequent high demand. ”

        It finally makes sense! That’s why you have so much free time to push your propaganda on the blog… you’re not one of the high quality single caucasian cats lol

      • IHF2030 says:

        TVC15…Well it’s true that mosty fat, fugleeeeeeeeeeee white women who engage in race-mixing so you don’t have much in the way of options.

      • TVC15 says:

        I think that was probably an insult, but I can’t come up with a retort because it made zero sense. :/

      • FatB'StardSA says:

        @Jaybird923

        “We can’t see your face either (though I know what you look like and personally don’t think you’re in a position to judge other people’s looks) but you insist on posting about how superior you are. ”

        Much like you post how smart you are when we all know otherwise.

        Have a nice day :-).

      • TVC15 says:

        Not really the best analogy, but you get points for trying.

      • FatB'StardSA says:

        @TVC15

        It is a perfect analogy and better than anything you could come up with seeing as you have the same intellectual ability as @Jaybird923.

      • TVC15 says:

        Well, you’re still wrong about the analogy. But you’re quite right that Jay and I are two very smart ladies. :)

      • Jaybird923 says:

        How pathetic the loser who has to impersonate other people is now trying so hard to be part of the half wit crew. What’s the matter didn’t get enough attention posting as anonymous earlier?

        You must really be a sad excuse for a human being in real life to not even want to pretend to be a better version of yourself on a blog where no one knows you but to instead commandeer some else’s personality.

        Since it is the holiday season I’m feeling charitable. You wanted my attention I gave it to you hopefully it makes you feel a little more self worth. Have a nice day :-))

      • TVC15 says:

        Like I said. 😀

      • FatB'StardSA says:

        @Jaybird923

        The original FatB’Stard was a mangina and would probably be kissing your ass right now.

        “How pathetic the loser who has to impersonate other people is now trying so hard to be part of the half wit crew”

        This is a blatant lie…I have never once wanted to be in your crew along with TVC15.

      • Jaybird923 says:

        Keep trying loser maybe you’ll come up with a witty response eventually. Practice helps but when one lacks the sufficient brain matter the chances of success are slim to none.

      • FatB'StardSA says:

        @Jaybird923

        Your error is that you believe having a picture of you in a bra increases your IQ or makes your posts more interesting than they really are.

        Have a nice day :-).

      • Jaybird923 says:

        “Keep trying loser maybe you’ll come up with a witty response eventually. Practice helps but when one lacks the sufficient brain matter the chances of success are slim to none.”

        From now on I’ll just simply copy and paste this response. At this point I’m starting to feel like I’m bullying the village idiot. There’s no sport in it.

      • FatB'StardSA says:

        @Jaybird923

        You need to up your game. If you send me some naked pictures I could actually pretend you are clever.

        Have a nice day :-).

  88. The Real Dave says:

    @fun dude .. I’m in technical sales now for an equipment manufacturer . $150k including bonus. I have to put as much into 401k so as not to get taxed and , my house is dated and needs renovated .im also saving for a business and have a car payment . I can barely afford $1k for a sb . hell even regular girlfriends cost that much

    • Kore says:

      Wer ficken will muss freundlich sein.

      • Elaine says:

        Useless @Kore, you really think he speaks anything as US English? Und er fickt nur sein rechter hand…

      • Kore says:

        Meh. He’s batshit crazy – I think he’ll use Translate.

      • The Real Dave says:

        kore is that the only phrase you learned while sucking old man balls for a German visa ?

      • Kore says:

        I can get pretty nasty, actually. As nasty as you. Maybe nastier. I just don’t see how it’d benefit me to make myself look pathetic, though. ^^

      • The Real Dave says:

        I’m broke and can’t even afford a SB and this makes me angry. I’m the reverse equivalent of some of the SBs who post on this blog who can’t get a SD. I’m just frustrated. I mean why does it have to be this way??

    • Elaine says:

      @UnrealDave has car payments on his second hand SUV
      … Need to say more? ?

    • Anon says:

      [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGmlZOgbqrI]

    • FunDude says:

      @ The Real Deal.

      Brah, I can’t afford 200/ month for these FATTIES

      At 1000K/month, she better be at least a 9!

    • FunDude says:

      Awww look at all the angry old feminists coming after Dave.

      Dave is doing something right!

      Kore, why are you hating on Dave? You are younger and not as fat as these other women. Don’t get it. Is it sisterhood or something?

      • Kore says:

        As if any woman is spared of his insults, haha.

        Lemons isn’t the least attractive man, judging from that picture he linked. He chose to go to the dark side when he decided to be his “strong and independant” self. He even said that the was doing to women what they did to him. Dunno about you, but I think that’s how a dumb man reveals that he is a mangina.

      • FunDude says:

        @Kore

        I didn’t understand the rest of your statement.

        But I think you just feel sorry for these other angry women for some reason.

      • Kore says:

        He’s weak af.

      • FunDude says:

        @ Kore

        The Real Dave just sounds like the masculine version of most of the feminists who talk on this blog.

        Why aren’t you mad at their comments?

      • Kore says:

        “Mad” isn’t the right word, but I do say something. It attracts quite a few recurring, “sophisticated” replies though. 😉 Can’t be bothered with all the drama.

        Also, I don’t think I’m influenced by others’ opinions of people like this. Most of his comments are trash – he’s an adult though, so I guess he can handle a bit of ‘hating.’ No?

  89. Another anonymous says:

    @ TVC15

    How about a mistress? That sounds actually much better than SB.

  90. The Real Dave says:

    Elaine is probably a single mom uk government parasite that can’t get any attention so has now become a feminist

    • Elaine says:

      Haha, sure! Such intelligent remark! Even a 5 yo would understand I am not from the UK … But hey! Thanx for confirming your ignorance again! ?

      • Admirer says:

        She is an old European hag passing herself off as a sugar “Baby”. Not exactly in UK but who the fuck cares? Old is old.

        That about sums it up.

      • TVC15 says:

        Regardless of her age she’s getting paid by an SD, so she’s an SB. You’re clearly not an SD, so your opinion doesn’t matter. That about sums it up.

      • Elaine says:

        Sure @Admirer, so can you please tell me where exactly I have ever called myself a sugar BABY? ?

      • Elaine says:

        And what was your ages again? Weren’t we in the same age bracket 40+? Old. … Hmmm… Then where does it go wrong in your lives that I am receiving money for my company and you have to pay it ? Live is so unfair for some … ?

      • The Real Dave says:

        I’m sure you consider leftover fish and chips from a frozen dinner to be paid for your company …

      • The Real Dave says:

        even attractive single moms don’t get any attractive or reasonably wealthy men other than p4p . single mom leftovers get leftover men with no value . I see it all the time .

      • TVC15 says:

        Is that because you’re the leftover man with no value?

      • Admirer says:

        Every year, high schools all over this country are cranking out hundreds of thousands of hotties and cuties of legal age. A lot of these girls get no support from their parents, trying to make it in collAge. Why anyone would waste their time on baby factories (single moms) is beyond me. Plenty of fresh fish in the ocean.

      • The Real Dave says:

        @tvc.. I graduated with a dual architecture and mechanical engineering degree and a masters in business administration . do you think i would need a leftover single mom? that’s what I thought .

      • TVC15 says:

        Oh, are those your degrees this week? What an imagination.

      • Elaine says:

        LOL @ UnrealDave. I am quite sure that the “leftovers” from my benefactors are more as your net year salary. Hahaha ?

      • The Real Dave says:

        you’re certainly not in my imagination that’s for sure . however i did dream once that you walked into Al Bundys show store

      • The Real Dave says:

        Elaine …
        Monopoly money doesn’t count

      • The Real Dave says:

        shoe*’

      • The Real Dave says:

        @elaine .. what’s he exchange rate of Turkish lira? your 1000000 Turkish lira benefactor sugar is actually $10

      • TVC15 says:

        Poor Dave. So distraught over Elaine’s success that he can’t do anything but sit there and think of one lame comeback after another.

      • Kore says:

        Lemons simply gets sour at any woman who doesn’t drop her panties for him.

    • FunDude says:

      LOL Dave

      I wouldn’t doubt you’re in the ballpark.

  91. The Real Dave says:

    almost every slag is asking for substantial on SA . then when I tell them they are not going get remotely close to that with me , they say “I don’t need substantial ” …
    yeah and I’m the scammer here …

    • Admirer says:

      writes Substantial in her profile. Sound of crickets chirping.
      wonders why no one is taking her seriously. All messages are from Johns looking for $200 P4P.
      deletes profile. comes back in 3 months. still same thing.
      end of story.

      • Anon says:

        You wish! There are people I have met from other sites (non SA and Tinder) bc I’ve never had a Tinder account. Why bother? Different name o a website, same ol thing on their mind and mine, like fishing. I kno what drives me, just like a car. Find the right one that knows how to handle what’s under the hood and she purrs everytime.

        So back to the point…SA is not the only site that exists. With that being said, it is supposed to be the one that cuts through the “cheesy, greased slicked back hair salesman attempt of “target aquired” and more of a simplistic approach. Yet…simplistic on who’s view? Elaine’s? Or Dave’s? Oh my, my head hurts.

  92. FunDude says:

    You got to give credit to a woman with 5 children who is “married but still looking” attempting to preach morality and proper “respect” that needs to be given to a woman.

    You really can’t make this delusional stuff up

    • Kore says:

      No credit goes to the father? But. But… :(

      • FunDude says:

        If the father was coming on here as a 50 year old fat dude with 5 kids while “married” yapping about the lack of “respect for men” while attempting to get an arrangement, I would feel the same way.

      • Kore says:

        I think it’d be weird if a person saw the blog comments for the first time and thought to themselves, “Ah, this is just like IRL!” 😀

      • FunDude says:

        @Kore

        There are plenty of delusional fat women in real life too.

        Its called the “Fat Acceptance” movement and Oprah/Ellen Degenerate.

      • Admirer says:

        BBW, “curvy”, “Rubenesque”, “thick”, “a few extra pounds”, etc. These are the key words you need to look out for in profiles. They all mean one thing and one thing only.

        FAT

      • FunDude says:

        The term “curvy” has been robbed.

        It used to be women that looked like Marilyn Monroe not Roseanne Barr.

      • Kore says:

        They speak out against the comments they attract with their appearance. Maybe it’ll work. *shrug* If they’re not happy with themselves, I doubt convincing others to accept them is going to do them a lot of good. I can’t say.

        Still, SA isn’t only for the filthy rich and the extremely beautiful is it?

      • FunDude says:

        @Kore

        Even 1K/month post tax as an “allowance” can only be done by men with income in the top 10% at the most.

        Top 5% is 90K pre tax. Post Tax, SS, Medicare comes out to be about 50K. Then he has rent/housing/electric/living expenses/etc.

        12K/ year would be a hefty amount for a guy with a 90K salary, especially if he was married with children.

        Ergo, asking for that type of allowance requires the female to be in the equivalent top 5% in looks.

      • Admirer says:

        For crying out loud FD. Do you honestly think these princesses understand the financial analysis you just explained? Or even care? All they care about is “I want my 5K allowance because Tumblr said anything less than that is SALTY!” LOL!

      • Kore says:

        @Fundude I found a different number, but it doesn’t matter – I don’t think the pre tax amount really interests many SBs. A bit like when a man wants a pretty woman, he doesn’t mean someone who can pour a bucket of makeup on her face and wear the +2 sizes push up.

        I don’t think it can be justified this way. It’s not as if pretty girls and top 5% earners are directly proportional or something.

        Maybe what you’ve said should be explained to SBs (followed by a block, of course 😛 )…

        One reason I think quite many of them might choose higher amounts is that choosing a lower amount makes them come across as cheap. I can’t help but think that any amount turns into some kind of self rating system.

      • TVC15 says:

        In ANY negotiation, you should ALWAYS start by asking for more than you realistically think you’re going to get. Then you negotiate down from there.

        Not sure why that simple principle provokes such hysteria in this context.

      • Anonymous says:

        FD’s numbers were quite close. The actual statistics is that 6.6% of adult individuals of working age in the US make $100k or more pre-tax. Don’t confuse that with the household income, which includes the wife’s income as well as other members of the household; for household income the 10% line is around $135k, but no man can spend the wife’s income on an SB!

        @Kore, what you have described of “many SB’s” is rather unfortunate, also why I hate idiot SD’s who “soft”-scam girls with big promises that they have no intention or ability to maintain for long. Such “soft”-scams really mess up young women:

        1. they lure naive girls away from much more durable arrangement with honest men who make lower initial promises that are much more sustainable.

        2. once a girl has experienced a high number delivered for a few weeks to a few months, it becomes very hard for her to go back to lower and more sustainable expectations. It’s the sugaring/provider equivalent of being pumped-and-dumped by the football team captains. The girl is “alpha-widowed,” either by a fake alpha using puffed up fake promises or a real dark-triad alpha who has no intention of keeping any girl for long.

        3. Because most girls will eventually settle for a provider husband someday, this “alpha-widowing” in the provider-world is potentially more damaging to her ability to appreciate her future provider husband than being “alpha-widowed” on the conventional cock-carousal full of cads of the physique variety. By definition, 99% of women can not marry the top 1% (95% still can’t even if we allow each of 1% to marry 5 times).

      • TVC15 says:

        Where do provider wives fit into your theory, Anon?

        “Of all married couples, 24 percent include a wife who earns more, versus 6 percent in 1960.”

        {http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/30/business/economy/women-as-family-breadwinner-on-the-rise-study-says.html?_r=0}

      • Anonymous says:

        Provider wives are not likely SB’s on SA, unless the husband is pimping the wife.

      • Kore says:

        @Anon They lower prices if their demands can’t be met. If they want some money instead of no money, that is.

        Besides – I’d suggest to stop seeing women whose only focus is money altogether.
        If you really find a nice one, take the time to explain to her how you’ve earned what you do and that paying the amount she’s asking wouldn’t be the best.
        That’s something that you can actively do. You’ll probably have a better time with these girls, I think.

      • Kore says:

        Even if you get one of the SBs who were demand lower now because they can’t do better – you’re still reinforcing the path you’ve mentioned in your points. Their change has to come from genuine understanding and appreciation – not “I’ll settle for you now.”

        Also, you shouldn’t let yourself get treated “second best.” That’s more reinforcement of the thinking that having a vagina makes you less responsible for your actions (caused by thoughts).
        That “all men are horny animals and will do anything for pussy, even lose their dignity.”

      • noname says:

        kore its true a SB might ask for a higher amount so that she doesn’t look cheap but a SD has choices if he feels that is too much he will next her i would prefer that SA get rid of the allowance groups were going to haggle over what we will receive and what we have give so why bother with this a SB can say she want a specific amount if thats what she needs

      • Kore says:

        @noname Yes, I’m for that too.

        I also wonder what would happen if they took down the SD’s incomes…

  93. FunDude says:

    Bravo to “The Real Dave” and “Admirer”

    Dudes are holding down the fort. Great stuff. 100% agree with you guys.

    Can’t believe the nerve of some of the women on this blog lol

    • Admirer says:

      Glad to see you back FD. The delusional CC rejects are out in full force. Somebody had to pick up the slack in your absence.

      • FunDude says:

        That chick with 5 kids while remaining “married” but looking for an arrangement just confirms the stereotypes we have been speaking about.

        The level of delusion is SHOCKING.

        Here is an overweight, mid 40s woman with 5 kids and MARRIED coming on a dating website as a SUGAR BABY!

        I wouldn’t doubt she is asking for substantial too.

        This is why the 8 to 1 “ratio” means nothing. Tons of women are not sugar baby material on this website.

      • Admirer says:

        Been here long enough FD. Nothing is “shocking” to me anymore. The Delusion Force is strong and has awakened on too many of these princesses.

      • TVC15 says:

        It’s kind of like a fat guy who can’t shut up about women being fat.

    • Anonymous says:

      Can’t believe the nerve of a fake persona coming on a sugar blog to yap.

  94. Admirer says:

    Just checked out AliciaXWink’s profile. Wow what a basket case. Still married to a loser who pumped her for 5 kids. Claims to be 38 but looks at least 46. “Light Smoker” which means she smokes any cigarette marketed as “Light”. Big ‘ol schnozz and looks like a Disney movie evil witch. Lives in Butt Fuck England. She is truly the jewel of SA. Grab her guys before she is gone! LOL!

    • The Real Dave says:

      I was afraid to click on her profile. I didn’t want to her think that I was actually interested in her . she’s still married ? … and the slags on here defend her? lmao the hypergamy is off the chain !! or I the case of these slags it’s hypogamy…

      • Admirer says:

        I checked her out Dave. I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick. I am sure she is wondering why a lot of people are checking her profile now. She is famous! “Married But Looking” pretty much says it all don’t you think? The entertainment value is priceless….

      • The Real Dave says:

        lmao… wow what a world we live in… I grew up with a modern day alpha male . he robbed army surplus store and became an overnight Pussy sensation. fast forward 20 years , those same girls are all land whales now and he’s
        getting married to 50 year old (he’s 40) former meth addict . even though the modern day alphas and their Sperm recipients end up being total losers , they deprive the hard working law abiding man of his rightful place in the mating game. how pathetic

      • Admirer says:

        Alpha Male = young 20 y.o. hot stud, unemployed, tribal tattoos, Level 9 XBox player, rap sheet longer than his dick, good for extremely motile spermatozoa capable of impregnating these whores 4-5X, Master of the Cock Carousel.

      • Anonymous says:

        How would you even know anything about Xbox levels unless you play it yourself?

      • Admirer says:

        XBox is for losers. I play GameCube and Playstation. Satisfied?

    • Kore says:

      @Admirer You know when else the, “truth,” hurts? When a woman with 5 kids, smokes, is married but looking still rejects you because you’ve a lack of respect. Oh cruel world.

      “Why can’t I be a douche and still get EVERY pussy?! So unfair!!”

      • FunDude says:

        Why would he care about that? LOL

        Come on, you seriously would want him to pay for that?

        Most men wouldn’t consider it FOR FREE

      • Kore says:

        Would you change your mind if she were a jaw-dropping-hot 22 year old? Everything else would be exactly the same..

      • FunDude says:

        @Kore

        That would be more valid as a “sugar baby”. It would still be a big negative to have 5 kids and be married but at least the “baby” part makes sense.

        What “standard” is there for a sugar baby?

        Traditionally, they are supposed to be significantly younger, thin, attractive, etc.

      • Admirer says:

        Yeah FD. These princesses simply could not grasp the basic definition of “Sugar Baby”. The operative word is “baby”. But some of them think it means if they squeezed out 5 babies and now are mid 40’s, that qualifies them as A SB deserving an allowance. LOL! Strong on this one the delusion force is (Yoda).

      • Kore says:

        Looks are good for ONS, but good sex is a result of holistic attraction. Don’t think every man will go for SBs on looks alone..

        Either way, her looks shouldn’t play a role in the point she’s trying to make. Unless she’s blind, I think she has an idea of how she compares – just like everyone else. She doesn’t need to be told what she physically is and whether she has a chance or not. It’s not nice.

        @Admirer What sounds better? “Sugar girl?” “Sugar woman?” “Sugar Grammy?” Depending on the age then, we should call SDs, “Sugar Boy,” “Sugar Man,” and “Sugar Grampa,” too.

      • FunDude says:

        @Kore

        I think you’re kidding yourself on that issue. The delusions are huge.

        Women used to know that fact in the past. But since the “fat acceptance movement” coupled with Oprah, Oz, Ellen, etc pushing the “fat is beautiful” narrative, these women really start to believe it.

        They actually believe men prefer a “little meat on the bones” and other bullshit.

      • TVC15 says:

        Look who’s talking, Mr. Muffin Top.

      • Kore says:

        I’m not kidding myself about anything and I’m not pushing for, “fat is beautiful.” I think I have a different idea of what fat is since I live on mainland Europe.

        One point I was trying to make though, is that even a hot girl won’t manage to keep a man (and herself) happy enough for a lasting relationship if she’s got the ‘wrong’ attitude. Same for men.

        Being fat and being mentally attractive were two separate topics for me. I guess I could’ve made that clearer.

      • Admirer says:

        Some men actually like obese women. I call these “fat fuckers”. They say “more cushion for the pushin”. More of them to grab on to I guess. No thanks. I would rather fuck Keira Knightly than Melissa McCarthy. I am sure FD will agree with me.

      • Anonymous says:

        “Some men” like all kind of Shit including, scat, trample, etc.

  95. The Real Dave says:

    Elaine is a single mom.. that explains a lot .

  96. The Real Dave says:

    only single moms under age 20 do not have stretch marks . the rest do. I’m not looking at that sh#t unless my kid popped out of there.

    • elaine says:

      The Ignorance….

      Stretchmarks have nothing to do with pregnancy age and not even always with pregnancy in general, genius!
      It has to to with skin elasticity, genes and a bit of good luck.

      I have none after pregnancy, though my 18 yo niece is full of them and she has never ever been pregnant!

      • The Real Dave says:

        actually it’s more dependent on how much exercise and how healthy the woman eats soon after . we know most modern day slags do not exercise regularly . if I haven’t seen it myself I might read what you have to say . my experience is that 99% of single moms are f’in lazy and therefore is why they are single moms in the first place ( less widows) they don’t workout . the young girls have tight bodies and therefore recover faster .

      • elaine says:

        @ UnrealDave

        You really do everything to look like an ignorant idiot, talking about things you have no clue about, don’t you?

        Exercising has NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER on skin condition, elasticity or stretchmarks.
        You can only exercise the muscles beneath, never the skin.
        Healthy food and exercising of course influences your overall health and for sure positively influences your skin too, but it will never prevent one from getting stretchmarks.

        Stretchmarks only appear when the skin get overstretched, the subcutaneous tissue tears apart and voila. Just as if a rubber band ruptures.
        Some tight skins do, others are more elastic and don’t.

        It can happen during pregnancy, weight gain, or just by growing too fast.

      • The Real Dave says:

        Elaine …
        you don’t read do you? they don’t teach that on the bravo channel do they? my ex wife got rid of hers because I told her to go to a doctor and exercise of she wanted to get rid of them. I couldn’t even see them after ( she was 22) a year of creams and constant exercise . most slags these days , single mom slags, are lazy and don’t get rid of the baby fat at all but still are on SA wanting a man’s money that’s my point . you CAN get rid of stretch marks .
        they don’t scar forever especially on young women

      • elaine says:

        @Unreal Dave

        Why don’t you ask your Alpha friend @Fundiot (who pretends to be a doctor) if ruptured subcutaneous tissue can be repaired with exercising, healthy food or creme?

      • FunDude says:

        @Elaine

        Regardless of the etiology of stretch marks, it is a significant negative for potential SDs in the future.

    • Anonymous says:

      Dave, Elaine is in a whole other category being she’s European. Stop categorising all women the same as the American fodder you’ve known. Try to get out more, travel.

      • elaine says:

        Haha, yes @UnrealDave, get your first pasport and maybe take @Fundiot with you, so both you small town boys can get some life experience in the world outside the US!

      • FunDude says:

        There’s plenty of Euro trash women.

        Obviously you haven’t been to London.

  97. The Real Dave says:

    I can’t even date single mothers much less pay them. the kids are usually unruly especially if raised by her . i remember one where the 2 boys found out I played college level soccer . I taught those kids how to do an around-the-world and juggling from knees to chest to feet. those poor kids were so eager to learn it was the first time they didn’t need their ADD medication .the mom was busy texting her friends and then at night she was busy trying to extract baby #3 from me . little did she know I was fixed . she tried another 3 times to get pregnant from me and then gave up .

    • Admirer says:

      LMFAO at AliciaXWinks. I guess her own man was not a “real man” enough to stick around for her 5 welfare/medicaid recipients. Here she is at SA whoring herself out to the “unreal men” who actually made something of themselves. The hypocrisy is so thick in here.

  98. AliciaXWinks says:

    Admirer Your crass comment sums you up! An insult to half the female population was a bit reckless, nobody going to be admiring you!
    I’ve had 5 kids and I can assure u a woman’s body has amazing abilities to change during pregnancy and then to change back quickly also, because a woman’s pelvis opens out causing the back pain in labour then it goes back to original state
    Your just an uneducated fool with limited experience with the female form and clearly no respect for it either.
    U have no right to put woman down who have given their babies life, was your mother a complete loser as well because she’s missed out a lot of parenting skills.
    Nasty disrespectful vulgar and rude go get your personality disorder seen to and hope no woman is unfortunate enough to end up with you

    • elaine says:

      @Alicia

      The Downfall of SA with the massive influx of misogynists and PUA artists….

      If you will hang around here long enough, soon you will understand why some male bloggers have to con and pay females to support their unsavory company.

      It is a vicious circle and they are too stupid to recognize the pattern.

      They scrape the bottom of the barrel and then come here to blame and insult all other females for the crap they use to hang out with.

      Where I live this is called a “selffullfilling prophecy” 😉

    • The Real Dave says:

      5 kids later .. then on SA?? oh gawd … that sh”t is funny .. hey look kids it’s not Santa it’s my sugar daddy coming with the presents . now go in your rooms because mommy needs to screw him until the presents are paid for . Santa you got 4 minutes per kid , hurry up !

      • UltimateSB says:

        @RealDave Get the fuck outta here you disgusting poor excuse of a man. Ewww…what a prick!

      • Admirer says:

        Keep it coming Dave. The truth hurts and these women realize it. Their only assets are the 3 holes they possess and it is a fast depreciating asset. These SB’s who want to be “arm candy” crack me up. Bitch I got an arm candy in my garage worth 3X more than you. It’s called a Corvette.

      • Anonymous says:

        I think being online in this virtual fantasy world you have created for yourself will hurt YOU more than anyone else. No one pays attention for long to an annoying troll but you are obsessed with entertaining these negative fantasies you have online. That is not normal and is only driving you further into negativity and insanity.

      • Kore says:

        “the truth hurts”

        Said Admirer, ignorant that Lemons suffers the pains of a very similar, “truth.”

      • The Real Dave says:

        notice how the women have no specific answer to what we’ve said only abstract nonsensical feminist propaganda .

      • elaine says:

        We don’t answer because we have learned from George Carlin :

        ‘Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.’

      • Anonymous says:

        Who wants to converse with a troll? Not anyone with anything worthwhile to contribute.

        As far as nonsensical propaganda, you might want to go back and read your posts and the other characters of yours which are only meant to incite gender arguments and attention to you.

      • Anonymous says:

        :thumbsup: @Anonymous

  99. The Real Dave says:

    the Downfall of SA will the massive influx of train wrecks and imports from Plenty of Fish . this is akin to the Syrian refugee crisis . Brandon will need to hire a right wing moderator, someone who wears an armband , goose steps, and periodically purges profiles .’

    • Anonymous says:

      You do realize, fascism is a form of socialist/collectivist central planning, right? Rejection can take place on the individual level quite efficiently without the appointment of any allegedly omniscient central authority.

  100. The Real Dave says:

    the 24 year old 4 time leg spreader …
    ed1a0cd21

    • The Real Dave says:

      domestic engineer … I prefer to call her child support extractor

      • Anonymous says:

        @Dave, she is probably not extracting much (if any) child support from any of the baby-daddies. She is probably extracting from you the taxpayer. That’s why you should work towards keeping the non-yet-ruined girls in good shape for being decent wives and mothers for their future families. Such decent members of society will also help voting your tax rates lower, unlike the basket case you are showing, where all 5 votes will be screaming to raise your taxes.

      • The Real Dave says:

        dear anonymous, the only ones not ruined are somewhere in eastern Indiana or western Ohio in the Amish country . none of them are on SA and need not worry about being ruined by me .

      • Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous

        What you’re calling for is a tall order, and the western women ain’t worth it. Taking my ball and playing in a tax-easy jurisdiction is more like it.

        Learn for Apple…with $180 billions foreign income stashed away outside of the US.

      • Anonymous says:

        *from Apple…before a grammar nazi shows up.

      • Anonymous says:

        24 my ass…the “Domestic engineer” is at least 27-28 years old.

      • Admirer says:

        4 kids out of her vagina already? Fucking her would be like throwing a hotdog down the hallway!

        A FleshLight would feel tighter.

      • Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous 8:39

      • Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous 8:39pm

        So how did escapism work out for John McAfee in “tax haven” Belize?

        There is no escape. This is Rome. This is where you stand and fight for your own vision for the future. Escaping to a far away place would be as silly as Mark Anthony’s escape to Cleopatra’s Egypt, only to be hunted down like a dog later.

        There is little difference between “western women” vs. “eastern women” or any women. All women are like that: if you disappoint her, you are screwed. So pick one who is down-to-earth to start with, then try to impress her and exceed her expectations continuously, until you can do no more; then it’s someone else’ turn with her. Hopefully she pops out her 2.2 kids before trying out too many men and becomes incapable of keeping a decent one for a decade or two, so the kids can have a warm and supportive environment to grow up, without the village idiots brainwashing them and taking away their rightful inheritance.

      • yougottabekiddingme says:

        Feeling proud of yourselves?

      • Anonymous says:

        sad, isn’t it? There are people suffering with cancer and disease who are good people yet the bottom feeders like this are probably healthy as can be. Life definitely is not fair.

  101. Promise says:

    Any holiday plans? I’m trying to find something interesting to do. Also I’m wondering about the weather in other parts of the USA because it’s been really warm in Massachusetts

    • The Real Dave says:

      yes, make fun of the mother of 4 (age 24)who messaged me on SA last week and wants to have a meaningful relationship with me that is mutually beneficial . she wants more children too…
      haha

      • Promise says:

        How did she have 4 kids so quickly?!

      • The Real Dave says:

        your guess is as good as mine . Johnny the meth head drummer had lethal Sperm ?

      • Anonymous says:

        She started at 17. First squeeze at 18. Second at 20. Third at 22. Fourth at 24. Easy peasy.

      • Anonymous says:

        She does not have to worry at all
        [https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2014/12/05/grothman-single-parents-welfare/]

      • Anonymous says:

        Each of us will give her 5 cents from our paychecks and she would be all set.

      • Anonymous says:

        I am one of her platonic sugar daddies. I pay her 0.05 cents every year from the money I pay in taxes.

      • Anonymous says:

        She will be screwed as soon as the kids grow up, because almost all the government aid programs are conditioned upon her not working. She will have no marketable skills or work experience to support herself when the kids grow up (assuming the government aid programs for children last that long) in less than 18 years.

      • Anonymous says:

        Your comment is theoretical, and it is not true. I have tenants that are on Section 8 housing and they don’t have any underage children in their households.

        Are they working under the table? I would not know as Section 8 does not require me to spy on them.

      • Anonymous says:

        I have dealt with Section 8 tenants too. They are a sh*t show. Sure, they were “given” $2000/mo in rent subsidies from tax payers, but that was just money going straight into my pocket (an existing contract they signed with the previous owner of a building that I bought). They had hardly any money to spend on anything, not even the detergent to keep the apartment clean. I eventually evicted them in order to save taxpayers some money.

      • Anonymous says:

        Not All Section 8 Tenants Are Like That.

        Most of the them are “mindful enough” not to get evicted because that could cost them their voucher.

      • Anonymous says:

        They never saw the money; the money just went straight into my bank account from the government agency. For the quality of life they were having, they might as well have been in a shed outside the building. The life of government-dependency is really quite similar to slavery: sure the slave gets everything for “free” but other people decide what the slave can have for “free.”

      • Anonymous says:

        They were “mindful” enough to keep their voucher, but I convinced them to move and become some other landlord’s problem. My point is that, the nominal amount of subsidy they receive has little to do with the quality of life they are getting. It’s a little like a grad student getting $50k subsidy on an education while getting paid only $15k/yr stipend; the subsidy goes straight towards something that is grossly over-priced for what the recipient really needs. The family should have been in a $1000/mo apartment or even $600/apartment if going by 35% of income, but they settled themselves into a $2000/mo apartment because of the quirks of the HUD rules.

      • AliciaXWinks says:

        You are a real man that uneducated waste admirer just insulted half the world and clearly he doesn’t know much about the magic of the female form, I’ve had 5 and that kind of remark is completely idiotic.
        Hope he doesn’t regard any future partners who happen to bear his children with utter contemp. Tell her I’m sorry she has to hear that and I hope it wasn’t taken to heart, shout out to all the hot mums being awesome

      • Anonymous says:

        Any man who is, or gives women the illusion of being, on their beck and call is a “real man”.

  102. The Real Dave says:

    @anon
    “a lot of people poke fun and that’s alright , but when I start poking back they get all uptight , huh, you can’t cap with the master son, so sit your azz down before I blast you one” – kid rock 1998

  103. The Real Dave says:

    unless you’re a supermodel you will not get “high ” or “substantial” you dumb slags . a smart woman would ask for minimal and be so sweet , kind , and caring that a man would naturally give her more and want to give her more , but no, we get Instagram slags.. err I mean models who think they are supermodels

  104. Anonymous says:

    @lAILA

    “@Anonymous…What if I’m his first offence? What if he does sometime weird on facetime. lol”

    Something weird…like shouting out in disbelief, “sis what are you doing on SA”?

  105. Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous

    “Two minutes later she gives me passive-aggressive bs about being on a sugar dating site wtf psycho biotch!”

    I always get a kick out of women trying to shame men for paying women for their attention…while totally ignoring the fact that THEY are on the same website trying to get money from men.

    Women are amazing at cognitive dissonance.

    • The Real Dave says:

      this site proves that they need the patriarchy . here you have ” independent women needing a man’s money ” but tell them they were better off in the 1950s and they rage in you stating that they don’t need a man .

    • Kore says:

      @Anon “Women are amazing at cognitive dissonance.”

      Perfect deduction – I mean, there are absolutely NO males on this blog who shame the women on SA either. 😉

  106. The Real Dave says:

    I got hit up by a titty dancer yesterday. her first message . “hi baby, my phone number xxx-xxxx,
    let’s get a drink tonight” — to which I replied. no strippers please and if I asked you to go out with me right off the bat at your club would you do it?

    the f^*cking kkkunt responded with ” you’re judging me because I’m a stripper” – why do women like to impute their bad behavior onto others and especially males for calling them out ? no wonder why all of you have financial problems .

    • Anonymous says:

      You should have set up a fake date and just never bother to show up. The angry texts from her would have been hilarious!

      • The Real Dave says:

        I felt like berating the b#tch. I’ll flame on the next one for sure … I’ll post it for sure … sometimes it is fun to knock them off their little pedestal . I slid told her this: ” the low life scumbags at your strip club say you’re hot , is like playing professional baseball in Saudi Arabia , not really a big deal. ” I don’t think she was bright enough to understand the analogy.

  107. Anonymous says:

    so today a woman gives me access to her naked private photos, for which I didn’t request access. Two minutes later she gives me passive-aggressive bs about being on a sugar dating site wtf psycho biotch!

  108. Anonymous says:

    So why do so few people know the difference between discrete and discreet?

    discrete adjective
    1.apart or detached from others; separate; distinct: six discrete parts.
    2. consisting of or characterized by distinct or individual parts; discontinuous.

    discreet adjective
    1. judicious in one’s conduct or speech, especially with regard to respecting privacy or maintaining silence about something of a delicate nature; prudent; circumspect.

    • problem is says:

      i dunno… ask spellcheck????

    • Anonymous says:

      I would say 50% and more of the ‘sds’ who are trying to say discreet incorrectly use discrete instead in their profile text.

    • Anonymous says:

      Wat iz thes? Grammer clahss?

      Why r so meny peeple anal about pelling hair? Don’t jew have something butter to occopy jour brayn wid dan gitting antzy bout ozers’ pelling abeleties?

      What about asking how this fucked up language from a fucked up island became so popular in the world: Gunpowder my friend…gunpowder.

      • Anonymous says:

        The spirit of individual initiative. The French fleet almost always had bigger ships and more guns, but much less motivated crew.

        Bad cooking by English wives might have had something to do with driving the husbands and sons to sea adventures as well. The English wives also didn’t seem to have cheated as badly as the French wives, probably due to a relatively less number of PUA types in England than in France, where high taxation drove men to sharpen PUA skills instead of real productive enterprise, which were taxed unlike PUA spoils.

    • Anonymous says:

      I would say about 95% of the SBs use the wrong form of discrete/discreet. I saw it today in a profile for someone that is getting a graduate degree in journalism ughhhhh

  109. Promise says:

    I wonder if they ever feel sad being apart like that?

  110. lAILA says:

    I joined this site about a month ago and I’ve been getting tons of messages. I am not new to the sugar life as I’ve had a few very generous boyfriends in my. Any race is fine by me as long as there is chemistry obviously. I am yet to meet anyone in person although alot of offers for a date have been coming into my mailbox. But there is this one potential SD I have a keen interest in and we’ve chatted a few times and his net worth is impressive and he is background checked.

    • lAILA says:

      He wants skype to talk further and see if there is a connection. What do guys think? Is it too early?

      • elaine says:

        Why would it be too early?

      • Anonymous says:

        no not too early. There are a lot of women on the site who don’t look like the pictures in their profile. He probably wants to confirm your looks before he invests more time. I would tell him you are keeping your clothes on for the skype session — see if he still has interest after that.

      • UltimateSB says:

        @lAILA: Go for it. Since he is background checked no worries on him being a fake. A background checked profile gives an assurance that he is what he says on his profile.
        @Anonymous: What does ISIS have to do with this? so weird.

      • Anonymous says:

        they don’t verify your income as part of the background check. Also, SA allows you to change information on your profile after you are background checked.

      • Anonymous says:

        Background Checked means the person is not on the sex offenders’ list. That’s about it.

      • lAILA says:

        @Elaine- I don’t know just feels like it. I would prefer to take my time.

        Have any SB had a facetime/skype with a potential SD before you met him in person?

        @Anonymous…What if I’m his first offence? What if he does sometime weird on facetime. lol

      • Bill says:

        “Is it too early?” doesn’t make sense.

        Time is of the essence, so you are not wasting your time or his. This whole thing works by numbers and filtering people out. Eliminate them as quickly as possible from consideration, and if not eliminated, then go for it.

        Online, it should be “No” and “Maybe” (I’ve had “Yes” before any communication at all, and turned out to be right and had a great arrangement, but I couldn’t say whether that is insight or luck). You shouldn’t need more than a couple of emails with maybe’s to meet in person. Meet as soon as practical. The longer you take, the more likely you are wasting your time and the more likely he will find someone else. When you meet, the main question you want to answer is, “Do I want to sleep with this guy?” As soon as you answer to yourself, no, then end the date. Try very hard to have this question answered on that first meeting, because otherwise you are wasting time.

        Don’t hesitate.

        Good luck.

    • Anonymous says:

      He may sell your Skype session recording to ISIS who may come after you to stone you.

  111. Ermina says:

    But , the reality is other , we cannot live without them or be happy , sometimes it hurts us but this is the life and reality .

  112. Ermina says:

    Money comes and go but friends is hard to find and keep them also !!

    Nobody is thinking about family friends etc… all off us we run after the cash, and we forgot how its to spend Christmas or end of the year with our family and kid etc … Nothing is as was last 20 years .

    And you know why Gusy???????

    Just because of some dirty papers which gos to a hand to another .

  113. Ermina says:

    I willl answer to this email which the first before i send me now. Almost the Asian Girl are searching only for cash , so do not think to much . Me i am from romania and i did always search as it say in my profile a mentor Who can undestand and accept me for what i am , support financial and never judge me for my past and for what i search . I never did run to get rich on the bac of this guys or daddys , i only wanted a good friend who can afford to help a girl like me . I am very direct girl and open mine , i may not be a model or a diva who likes luxery things in life , just a simply girl with a magic heart . And about the Anonymous Girl who did ask how we handel with daddys who are maybe infected of Hiv or other sicknes… Yes most of them want to make it without any protection because they are the boss and have the cash . But a real girl with a good character and very HIgh level of communication can refusse the daddys whoshe will meet . Thats all !! Maybe my writing is not perfect , but at list i try to learn every day more and more better ,

    And i apologize if i said something wrong or bad .

    God bless you all, and Merry Christmas for all the people from the this portal !! And of course for the Boss who did made this website !!!

    Lg Elena

    • Anonymous says:

      Dear Elena,

      What you lack is not English skills, but basic social intelligence. Telling people that you are a good little girl while other girls are only looking for cash is called Projecting. Most people with rudimentary social intelligence can read that as your admission to looking for cash only.

    • sugar baby monkey says:

      “with a magic heart” that made my day, seriously.

  114. Anonymous says:

    What is up with all the Asian SB’s in my state asking for a High expectation?
    Did they all go to the same “Me Love You Long Time” orientation class? Saw one profile with High who is 38 but looks at least 50. Unless you are an Asian 20 year old SB who looks like Fan BingBing, you are Practical at best.

    • Bill says:

      Cambodians? They have a reputation for being the biggest gold diggers on the planet.

      I met one Cambodian woman, over 30 and over weight. Stereotype poster child. She insisted on $8,000 a month. She said, that is what her previous boyfriend gave her. I asked her how much he was giving her now. Crickets.

      I have two hypotheses for your observations. For Cambodians, and maybe Thais, I think it is because their cousins are getting $10/pop and they don’t want to be thought of as hookers. For others, I think they are naive, in that they fell for the idea that men will just give them lots of money to go shopping for no reason at all. I have spent a lot of time in Asia and have had close relationships with Asians. There are some weird social-sexual behaviors and attitudes, some to my advantage.

      I come across Asians with unrealistic expectations, but many are more than reasonable. Of ones I have met and got to the point of discussing allowance, a couple of ABC’s (American born Chinese) wanted, “whatever”, it wasn’t important; they were more interested in sex than money. One of them taught me a new phrase, “Hook up culture”. Filipino immigrants were in the neighborhood of $200/week (I haven’t met an American born Filipino here), and an American born Vietnamese girl I did have an arrangement with for a while was only slightly more than minimal.

      • yougottabekiddingme says:

        Claim:

        “Cambodians? They have a reputation for being the biggest gold diggers on the planet.”

        Sample size:

        “I met one Cambodian woman, over 30 and over weight. Stereotype poster child.”

        Thank you for your extensive research.

      • Jaybird923 says:

        LMAO :-)

  115. Lola says:

    I know i am pointless jhere and as i do not know how to start a topic here i would like to say i met my first sugardaddy.Ans i would like to ask a personal questions to sugardaddies,babes that are managed on going for long term relationships/arragements.

    Lets face it the guy wants sex and most of the guy giving money ask for unsafe sex as it feels better , most of them are older How do you sugarbabies handle that?Do you ask for proven test that show they are safe but how about if the guy isn’t just seeing you isn’t it that dangerous How do you dadies deal with that subject.Would really a sugardaddy look for a girl and go safe with her?

    • Anonymous says:

      Don’t do unprotected sex…period.

      You don’t know what the other person is doing in 160+ hours/week when they are not with you.

      • Anonymous says:

        Having unprotected sex in a monogamous relationship after both get tested is fine. Most couples in monogamous relationships have sex without condom. I’d insist on using a condom every time if I suspect the girl is having sex with someone else on the side. That also means, if the relationship has been in place for a few months and condom is still a requirement, that in itself is sufficient reason for finding replacement.

        Back to Lola, if you tws are new to each other, it’s perfectly all right to request condom before both getting tested. In fact, unless you told him you had recently taken the tests yourself or claimed yourself to be a virgin, you’d have to wonder about his risk appetite and insist on him getting tested first.

      • Lola says:

        Thanks for your comments both have been tested before and are okay.But my question is why does men even ask that?

      • Lola says:

        A meant why does a man even needs to have this kind of requirements?And it all goes about trust right , How many married suggardaddies are on this site?so they meet a girl they both get tested they are Okay they start after 6 months to have unsafe sex , he has a wife as well unsafe sex and she may have her SD/lover as well.The desease can come from anywhere even after being tested people are never really protected are we?

      • Anonymous says:

        A still-married SD is by definition not in a monogamous relationship with the SB.

        As for why most men prefer bareback, most brands and types of condom can be de-sensitizing; there are exceptions to both of course, and I discovered my favorite brand a few years ago. What I have also discovered over the years is that most women who are into the men they are with prefer not to use condom. In my own dating/sugaring experience, the decision to stop using condom usually does not come from me.

    • Anonymous says:

      No glove, no love until you have known each other a while. Also he must be in a monogamous relationship with you and provide a clean test.

    • Charlotte says:

      Would you accept if a guy that you liked at some party or bar asked for unprotected sex right after?

      I think you should consider your relationship with your SD like a normal relationship, if you are getting what you want just pretend as if there is no financial part, and imagine he is the boy you like, actually try to like him.

      Don’t think about the financial part as long as you are given what you expect, focus on other aspects, otherwise, you can find yourself in nasty situations as he is investing your relationship financially and expects something in return.

      Keep this part ” sous-entendu” and be constructive about the relationship.

      • Lola says:

        i love the ”sous-entendu” part lol Thanx for the advices , i gladly accept them. :) But i need some ppl willing to share their true experiences. A lot of women say he gives me this ad that without saying what they are doing for that.

    • noname says:

      lola tell he needs to wear a condom its not perfect and not very nice but its better than nothing don’t have unprotected sex

    • LonelyJuju says:

      For me, if he wants unprotected sex its ok but we need to get tested first together.. I’ve had a man tell me he couldnt do that because hes afraid of needles…. oh ok..

  116. NotjustAlma says:

    Haha. I think I will use that as well if I get another ”email me photos” message.

  117. Yesenia says:

    Wow …. Great advice

    Sure will use these tips

    Xoxo

  118. Cryptic anomaly says:

    @john I’ve always liked the minimal girls and will go as high as practical/moderate. The high and substantial ones I ignore as they bring high and substantial drama with them and aren’t worth the effort.

  119. Anon says:

    And @ Dave…

    Catch the new movie called “Joy” based on a real story, the next time you want to come at me with some worthless piece of connotations that you make to try and have a value basis that falls flat of the median your looking for. I may be seeing in boredom in your eyes, and the next…well, I guess you will have to watch the movie to understand that “rags to riches” still exist. You can chime in all you like and I will yawn as usual looking at my friend going, “omg, poor innocent minds that have been decimated by someoneike him in the past, will eventually reach their pivotal point of confidence. Just as soon as they silently become so pissed at this fat Hefer (total exaggeration for visual effects, or is it?) bc we all know your pick was taken from the web and loaded with viruses just to antagonize people to see it) and go, thank you Jesus, they finally have pageant contestants who openly admit they weigh 160 and fully fit because muscle weighs more than fat and oh yeah, their silly production is called Miss. universe. And their are ladies who have actually been raped, came from dysfunctional families, fought poverty, and lost weight to eat all odds and wind up as a contestant as a Moss. Universe contender.

    You would e laughed off your pedastle if you worked with the engineers I do who love their wen and make sure they are rocked and decked out and protected.they love their pussy and have no shame in telling anyone. I will remind you, they may be nerdy engineers, but my God, they are fine as fuck as well. Grow up people.

    • Anon says:

      ***Love their women** and Miss. universe, not (moss).

    • Anonymous says:

      And you were trying to say what?

      • Anonymous says:

        I couldn’t even make it passed the first “sentence” of that mess.

      • yougottabekiddingme says:

        “Catch the new movie called “Joy” based on a real story, the next time you want to come at me with some worthless piece of connotations that you make to try and have a value basis that falls flat of the median your looking for.”

        1) Read it one more time.
        2) Look to your left.
        3) Look to your right.
        4) Stare blankly into the abyss.
        5) Repeat step 1.

      • Kore says:

        [https://youtu.be/sOnqjkJTMaA?t=567]

      • Anonymous says:

        Even the Star Wars Creator seems to like women these days. Keep looking if you like, re-read it. Go watch Pat Monahan Her Eyes” on youtube. Sums up that women add the spark to what men are missing. Give and sit back and watch what you get.

    • AliciaXWinks says:

      Big round of applause from me and well said well written, some people have no respect or manners down with haters and hears to all you lovers

  120. Anon says:

    All ladies have things about themselves they don’t like. Such as, you have a breast augmentation only to see men’s eyes stare straight at your crotch the entire time your “trying” to have a conversation with them. It’s incredibly obvious, no matter what pants you wear.

    So, be thankful they stare. Be thankful they show attention instead of being put of or annoyed by the attention. Because one day, they won’t stare at your eyes, your breasts, or your crotch. The same way men are dis-illusions and so are women and some have so much surgery in life, that they keep the “JUJU” going until they die. May Joan Rivers rest in peace. You embrace what you have and love what you have and not let someone else hold the keys to your Mojo. I have seen some very heavy men in my life. Yet, there confidence, honesty and respect to never lose their vibrancy because they also hade to feed off of in a never ending ecitement, attitude is a strong ammunition. You can use it or lose it, the choice is yours.

  121. NotjustA says:

    Him: Hey! I like your profile, how are you doing? Are you able to travel?
    Him: I’ve give you access to my private photos, go to my profile to view them
    I live in Dubai, and I’m looking for somebody to visit me here. But I want to make sure first that we are compatible ofc. Could you send me more pictures? on xxxxxx@xxxxx
    I: Thanks for the message. I will grant you access to my private photos once approved.
    Him: Please send me some to my email because the image quality on this page sucks anyway.
    I:I’m much comfortable sharing my photos on here if you don’t mind. If we proceed making an arrangement then I will send you more via e-mail. Is that alright with you?
    Him: ok well, if you are not even comfortable to send me photos by email,
    then I think you are not the right person for an travel arrangement. Goodluck.

    umm duh!
    I don’t know about you guys but my Profile attract really funny men.

    • Anonymous says:

      It’s the zombie leg! lol no j/k

      There are a lot of weird people on this site on both sides. Try not to take it personally.

    • Kore13 says:

      @Notjust I think there are quite a few photo hunters in the UK. I’ve had similar messages. Some very similar to what you wrote – saying that my pictues are fuzzy. (Well, my public ones are but the private ones aren’t that bad.)

      It’s a red flag for me if a person insists on nudes/lingerie shots as, “proof,” before meeting. The next time this happens to me, I’ll say that I’ll do it if I can see their bank statement.

  122. NotjustA says:

    Hi Guys. Thanks for the tips. x

    A Caucasian potential SD asked me what mixed I am. I told him half African, half English. I didn’t find it offensive.
    I asked the same question to another SD who is mixed and he said in quote”why? never been asked that before. I do not want to go into an arrangement with a racist b****”

    LOL.

  123. Anonymous says:

    LonelyJuJu. I like big butts and I cannot lie…..

  124. Josh says:

    Cryptic, have you been meeting Minimal all along or did you just start meeting them now?

  125. LonelyJuju says:

    Thanks for this article as I’m from Brazil and looking for a north american daddy. Its indeed difficult.

    • yougottabekiddingme says:

      o_o

    • anonymous says:

      put on some pants lol. wtf.

      • LonelyJuju says:

        im flaunting what i have..

      • anonymous says:

        is that all you have to flaunt? do you not have anything else to offer except butt pictures and suggestions for surgery….? Alrighty……

      • LonelyJuju says:

        nope :( i have no life and i have depression, thats all I have to offer unfortunately. And my dream is to become a big booty model so I can have a life..

      • anonymous says:

        I’ve had depression too. And trust me when I say that having a big booty as a dream and trying to find someone to finance that dream will only fuel your depression more. Put your booty and yourself on a pedestal. Put some clothes on for starters.

      • Kore13 says:

        @Juju No one can help you if you can’t help yourself.

      • AliciaXWinks says:

        Can I just say that when I was young I had problems similar, didn’t think much of myself on the inside so hid behind my body and behaved shallow and flaunted my body and looks at every opportunity, I lacked self respect and didn’t expect any either, think it’s fairly common and can sometimes create emotional self harm

    • anonymous says:

      But fo realz.. put some clothes on. You’re making it only harder for us potential SB’s.

      • LonelyJuju says:

        ive already changed my avatar, it just didnt update in the article comments section.
        my booty is big already, im just lacking opportunities, just received dangerous ones so far, and in Brazil is even harder to become a sexy model, I just want a modelling job and be like these women on IG full of expensive stuff, clothing, hairs, travelling all the time, I feel so bad I only stay at home crying.

      • elaine says:

        My God Lonely JuJu, what are you doing to yourself?

        You were a beautiful girl before you started to put fillers everywhere!
        Forget about the girls on IG, most are fake or lying and not living the high life they are pretending anyway. Don’t chase a non existing dream.

        Better stop mutulating yourself, try and get yourself together, find a job and get a nice life.

        Your actual profile will only drag scams and predators, chances of finding a serious SD in this situation will be very low I’m afraid.
        Wouldn’t put too much hope on it…..

      • LonelyJuju says:

        Thank you for your message hun. But actually I’m all natural (yet) as broke as can be, so I have no money for surgeries, all i do is workout, 4 times a week, and I’m a pear shape so I tend to bulk down there. And I’m part black and I like wearing lip liner, Ive got big lips too and with lip liner they look bigger. If they are lying, why cant I even fake it myself? Id like to lie about this too, but nope all my pics of my frustrated self are at home.. Also theres several sexy brazilian models and way before IG they always showed this type of life I see on IG so yes it does exist.. I could give you so many examples. It does exist! They are models, photographic models! There are so many of them! I never had a job too.. I dont want to be just another one in the crowd, I want to be a model! Omg why I’m working out for? I want to be recognized and to be on magazines like these women in Brazil and US too, why do i put makeup on for? These famous women are also so protected ,nothing bad ever happens to them, they are never raped, etc, these things only happens to good looking (face and body wise women over here) that arent famous, so its so risky to me. Im lost, I only stay at home, I have no friends, I dont have nobody, I live with my parents still and they know my condition. Yes i’ve had so many men that talked to me I could see they had something to do with women trafficking so i need to work on this. Thanks for your tips and help x

      • Anonymous says:

        Juju, you are a very, very attractive woman. Just one thing though – please stop lining your lips the way you do and go with the natural contour. You will, literally, be perfect then.

      • What is IG!?! says:

        What is IG?

      • elaine says:

        Instagram

      • yougottabekiddingme says:

        Sound it out!

        iiii-guh

      • Kore says:

        @Juju Brazil is known for cheap surgery, so why not put this explanation on your profile to clear false first impressions?

        You are very pretty, but I don’t think every man will find the type of pictures you’ve uploaded and the make up you’re wearing (the image you are making of yourself) as something like ‘the girl I want to invest in’ material..

        Reciving a man’s help often means attracting him with your mind as well – how are you going to get that if you advertise your most attractive feature as your body?

    • sugar baby monkey says:

      this is joke, right? otherwise sugar baby monkey can’t understand how someone could be so bizarre

    • NotjustA says:

      Hi Lonelyjuju. You do have a nice body and there is nothing wrong flaunting what you have. However, I would suggest you leave something for the imagination or the meet or atleast in your priavte photos. Some SDs might get put off.

  126. Kore13 says:

    Him: Request to view your private photos.

    Him: Hi I am a XXXXXXX from USA currently in Bangalore can we discuss more about arrangement my whatts app no is +xxxxxxxxxxx

    Him: I am a XXXXXXX working in USA currently in India 38 years old 178 tall 72 kg drug and disease free normal looks clean and hygienic I am looking for a arrangement my whatts app no is +xxxxxxxxxxx I am in search of a travel companion cheers I offer 1000 euro for a week

    I: Not interested, sorry and thank you nevertheless.

    ——-

    1) Bad grammar (His nationality started with a vowel)
    2) Turn off to have the phone number ‘just like that’
    3) Total turn off to have an amount offered straight off the bat.
    4) A whole week?….

    @Elaine or @YGTBKM, your thoughts? Anyone with experience of a first LD meet? A week seems a bit too much for me for the first time.

    • Cryptic anomaly says:

      Some locations are just red flags in themselves india is one of them.

      Giving out his number is over keen and makes you wonder why he is so keen and also not concerned with his safety/ privacy you for all he knows could be anyone as well!

      The whole thing would put me off and that is before we even start to not pick the finer details of his post.

      • Cryptic anomaly says:

        Nit pick not not pick

      • Kore13 says:

        I’ve had similar before (first message):
        Request to view your private photos.
        whats app me baby xxxxxxxxxxx i want you to come to dubai and see me soon x

        Or also as a first message – don’t even know how to decrypt this one:

        Him: sad – but I guess I am out of your age frame. You deceiver of course a man like me – just younger would be perfect then … Anyway –I am your greatest fan here. Maybe worldwide —

        Or this guy who’s friendly, but listed himself as a SM:

        Good morning, how are yu? Do you speak italien. It’s possible to see your private pics? Thank you?

        My deleted folder has quite a few of these. 😀

      • Kore13 says:

        This was around when I first joined:

        Him: Request to view your private photos.

        Hi, I am often in Germany and this weekend in Hamburg, check out my profile and if you like let’s meet for a drink

        Request to view your private photos.

        Me: I’ve just given you access to my private photos, go to my profile to view them.

        Hello xxx. Your profile is alright. :)

        Him: I’ve just given you access to my private photos, go to my profile to view them.

        If u like what u see what’s app me +xxxxxxxxx

        Hi, are you interested to meet up this evening ? i am staying at x hotel Hamburg ?

        i can tell you i am the real deal and much better looking then my pics.

        ——-

        I have quite a few messages where they hand out their numbers without ‘reason.’

      • Cryptic anomaly says:

        Looking at the structure of all of those messages not only aren’t they Familiar with English they also aren’t older men, the words they use remind me more of a younger guy who is just playing games of collecting pics I also got the odd sense that all of them were the same person.

      • Cryptic anomaly says:

        I get women hanging their numbers as well often quite early. Just a clash of outlook and personality I guess but I find it really weird and makes me suspicious.

      • Kore13 says:

        They’re all different people. Italian, German, Brit, etc. From their profiles, distinct personalities as well, but in PMs, they all come across as less than ideal.

        The ones that kind of bother me are the “I’m in your neighborhood for a night/weekend – are you spontaneous?” Backhanded pump&dump tactic, no doubt. Maybe I’ll question the ‘SD’ and ask if he doesn’t think it comes across as a bit degrading the next time.

      • Kore13 says:

        I remember one post here of how the “SB” just put in a number in the PM. 😀

      • yougottabekiddingme says:

        Hey Kore,

        It sounds guys looking for a pass-through hookup. Also think that Cryptic is on to something about the red flags. I have seen an influx of profiles in the U.S. from really young guys (18-early 20’s). Their profiles come off as young guys who might have seen that SB episode of Dr. Ph1l, and figured they could try the T1nder approach here.

        Sometimes guys send a number or email early on to move the conversation off site. Some are using their free-message allotment, or coming upon expiration, so are casting their nets as far as they will go. A few might be legitimate but prefer a no-nonsense approach, or would rather talk on the phone so they know theyre not talking with a bearded man.

        Ive had guys send a number early on. If their profile interests me, I reply in such a way that is graceful in showing interest but prompts dialog so that I can better feel them out. Once Ive gotten a sense of him via email, a phone call can help iron out a few unknowns/uncertainties. I am not keen on getting to know someone via text message/short speak.

        I dont have private photos to be requested, but I can imagine that it would be off-putting if the request precedes a decent greeting/note of interest.

        I can be forgiving of grammatical errors when I gather that English is not their primary language. But butchered/broken english paired with poor tact reads like someone thrill-seeking to test the waters or collect the pics.

        There are a couple of concerns I have, not solely related to these messages. Am thinking that it’s better to tell you off board, if youre open.

        yougottabekiddingme2014 at g ma1l

      • Kore13 says:

        @YGTBKM I sent you a reply with 2 smilies. :)

      • yougottabekiddingme says:

        Got it! You passed the screen :)

    • noname says:

      no offence kore but it sounds like the guy just wanted a quick encounter a one time thing and then move on your instincts were correct to stay away from this one are you ok

      • Kore13 says:

        😀 I delete messages like these. Never considered them seriously.

        It does bring up the question of the time the first arrangement should/could be in LD. Like I said, everything else aside… The idea of spending a week with someone you’ve never spent time with before? I’d consider a weekend at first and possibly extending that, but it requires explicit mentioning.

        What if he’s not ashamed of picking his nose in public or is really clingy, etc?.. 😀

    • elaine says:

      @Kore

      Yes, I would never agree on a week as a first visit!

      And yes, me too would be turned off by his blunt mentioning of 1000$ for a week and giving his whatsapp number right out of the blue.
      To me it looks like this guy is just copying and pasting the same mail to a lot of women, hoping one will react.

      In any case, I don’t travel before knowing a lot about the pot. Have spoken on video Skype and having decided we both find each other physically attractive and are having the same expectations of the meeting. And if in general we are on the same page.
      I would also want my own hotelroom to be booked and confirmed at least for the first night, just in case.

      And still, after all this, it has happened to me once to travel (and really far!) only to find out there was no real life chemistry. But like: ZERO.

      ps. Bin jetzt in deinem heimat, gesternabund mit Ihm nach Kristkindlmarket gewesen, war wirklich tol! :-)

      • Kore13 says:

        Thought so and I think you’re right about copy pasting. :) I wonder how they expect such things from a stranger right from the start. It’s very indelicate.
        Then again – there are SDs out there that are serious about what they have to offer, so long as they get what they want – personality, etc not even taken into consideration. Tsk tsk tsk.

        Ach, ich wuensche dir viel Spass und ein bisschen Schnee dazu. 😉 Und wenn es dir gefallen koennte, schlage ich vor verbrannte Maronen auszuprobieren. :)

      • elaine says:

        Ich bin schon wieder zurück, war nur da für eine Nacht, und nein, leider kein Schnee, aber bratwurst und viel zu viel Glühwein 😉

      • Kore13 says:

        😀 Passiert manchmal (besonders wenn man fuer die Winterzeit nicht so gut vorbereitet hat – guck doch die Norweger an, haha). 😉

        Freue mich, dass du deine Zeit in DE genossen hast – die Weinnachtsmaerkte sind wircklich huebsch. :)

      • THEATLSD says:

        Mach Schnell!!

      • yougottabekiddingme says:

        Ich habe eine wedgie!!

      • elaine says:

        @Y

        Uhhhh….. wass ist dann ein wedgie?? LOL

      • Kore13 says:

        XD 😀 @Elaine, that’s not a German word, it’s English. Use UD. 😉

      • Kore13 says:

        Ups. Now I get it. I don’t think there’s a German word for it.

      • Kore13 says:

        Die Unterhose reitet den Po hoch?

  127. yougottabekiddingme says:

    Josh?

  128. Cool Nerd says:

    I don’t see distance as a factor. If you’re secure in where you stand with someone and are able to detach yourself, then all should be well. Have confidence, build on trust and put in effort to make it work regardless.

  129. @ ANON .. nice attempt at pointing the finger at me for YOUR OWN comments. You advocated rape and you blame me because you haven’t had sex in 4 months. You haven’t had sex because your personality is a complete ZERO. You also haven’t received any “Sugar” for most likely the same reason. You play games with men, you advocate rape, yet you point the finger again at men. It is your FAULT you are not being treated well as a woman. COMPLETELY YOUR FAULT. without submission, without respecting a man, stating stupid jokes about rape, will land you in the same position as all the others who have come before you: post-Wall-35 years old with nothing to show but a maybe a husband no other woman wanted, some bastard kids, and a whole lot of financial debt.

  130. Anon says:

    So, this one time, in band camp. I met this nerdy guy named Dave that wanted attention. I ignored him, and just like watching a pimple Pop, when I ignored Dave, he went away. The end!

    Thank you for my Christmas story! Donations to keep Dave away will be taken at the door for our kick starter fund. God bless te everyone! Happy Holidays and may you give to a cause greater than Daves ego and attention. Drop the Mic, it’s all your deaf tone.

    • Anonymous says:

      Drop The Mic
      To give a guy a handjob but during the handjob make it awkward but not so awkward that he doesn’t want you to finish. Make it very impersonal and then right before he’s about to cum let go of his dick and walk away.

    • but yet you come to SA to meet nerdy guys and take their money ? thank you for revealing your true intentions.

    • btw…..nerdy, dweebish, will be your future beta husband when you hit the wall and you’re miserable. you are not better than the delusional women who came before you and you will not be better than the ones who have come after. the fate of women like you is already been set. you’ll marry beta and be miserable yet come here and look for guys like us….you’re a sad piece of garbage. .

    • Josh says:

      Ouch!!! 😉

  131. Anon says:

    Vomit at Dave and all over Dave

  132. Anon says:

    @ The real DAve (non fakey), Fatty Bastard, Jay, Kore, Sugar Monkey (of course, lovee), Dash, Flyer, ALL the Anon’s of the blog, to the ones past, present, and future…oh yeah, Hoshasaurus (Josh) ☎️

    I wish you ALL a very Merry Chriatmas! Like the ones I used to know. Tree tops glisten and children listen (like Dave) tee, hee.ay your homes be filled with love and also your hearts. May you laugh until you cry from the laughter, this year.

  133. sugar baby monkey says:

    wow one week for christmas, unless you’re jew lol

  134. Anon says:

    What the hell happened to the blog and days of wishing everyone happy sugaring and Merry Christmas? Apparently all your heads are up your assess.

  135. Anon says:

    Ladies, RUN! Did I say it loud enough? RUN. Real men ar not portrayed here. They once were, not anymore.

  136. Anonymous says:

    Did they crush a bunch of sugar cubes to make the granular sugar? Why do they use stupid stock photos?

  137. “Rape. A criminal offense defined in most states as forcible sexual relations with a person against that person’s will”

  138. The Real Dave says:

    Dear System Admin. One cannot have 2 sets of rules, one for men and an entirely different set of rules for women. If a joke about rape is illegal and considered violent activity, then both sides need to be held accountable.

    • Anon says:

      Dear system Admin. Have you seen what Dave has employed on your blog? Do you know that you probably have lost readers due to his dribble and dribble of inequality and unequated nonsense of rude behavior.

      Do you kn W that I stopped my account due to people like Dave that engrossed your blog that became a rampid example directly or indirectly of you?

      Do you know if you track my ip address that I am not actively on any sites and of no harm to anyone? Such as possibly Dave? Do you know that a continuation of his style will reak havoc on what your trying to establish and build over a woman who literally was sewing and fell asleep because she works 50 hours a week? Do you know that we make up your clientele? Or once did? And if you lose us, that you lose money in the long run?

  139. The Real Dave says:

    Dear System/Admin,

    Please put a stop to this at once…Also, please inform the proper authorities. This person could be very dangerous if allowed to be free in society.

    “Anon says:
    December 17, 2015 at 4:43 pm
    @ Real Dave

    You are just jealous as hell that I am actually hitting on Josh and not your putredness. I used one of your lines and made it fit what I need”

    • Anon says:

      Wow. I have seen it all. Nice stoop to new lows in order to ban me. No worries there Dave, your blog is not the only one in the world. You apparently can dish it out but cannot take it when someone confronts you as you insult the women of this site. Nice job their Barney Fife with your bullet in your pocket that needs a hand pump.

      It’s all yours. Drag it it to the gutter as usual, insulting all of the commentators who once made this blog great and actually desirably readable.

    • Josh says:

      Hmmm…Dave just took the opportunity to cash in on my potential rape.

    • Anon says:

      @ Dave

      We got your “urgent mayday” friend. To a wan who hasn’t been laid in 4 months. She is not an active member of any dating site. She does not send pictures to anyone and apparently appears to be “on strike” due to the portrayal and fried baloney of men like you who infiltrate all sites, especially (to my dismay of SA) so, what are you? Cooktop? No way that on or in this day am I a threat to anyone. You are a really sad display of what men do to the good women in life who are decent conversationists, have a heart, and career goals they are achieving. All based on your apparent insecurities. I am more of a home maker than you could imagine. So are probably some of the blog girls who just absolutely give up, based on the menu hey encounter like you portray to be. Do what you will, and I will create a kick starter accountant all the news based off you and call my IT hacker guru to find you, because I have a global economy that care about the people they associate with and we all care, love, respect and honor the next. Can you the same?

    • Josh says:

      @Anon,

      You don’t know the difference between “hitting on” and threatening to rape. I know an idiot when I read one. Oprah…and now the waaaaaay post-wall View women would be all over your shit if the tables were turned and a man were writing the shit that you continue to write.

      • Anon says:

        Shut up Josh. A.k.a Dave. Kiss my ass and ban me you sick self xenter d blog person a that makes women the way they are. No tears lost. Ya’ll sick wealthy fuxk re need help, in your mom as basement.

      • Anon says:

        Suck my fat cock and chock on it. Is that better? That is how you guys talk and welcome it. It’s sickening.

      • Josh says:

        @Anon,

        “in your mom as basement.”

        You forgot, “you have small penis”. 😉

      • Anon says:

        No Hosh, you reminded me that you have a small penis since its been 4 months. Haven’t forgotten nothing.

      • Josh says:

        How about “you are bitter”, “you’re fat, bald and ugly”, etc.?

      • Anon says:

        Hosh is my new nickname for you. I love it. Wether I ever get to comment again or not, that is good enough for me. Nothing like the simple things in life to realize, it’s all hog wash. A.k.a. “Hosh”

        Laters,en who try to ruin the world with little penises. You just can’t stand a woman standing up to you except “Jay” a.k.a “Josh @ a.k.a. ” Fat bastard” and if you fuck with me one more time, I will share your real name on blog and call the news. I don’t fuck with you, so stop your childish shit.

      • Jaybird923 says:

        @Josh Why is that everytime some one’s mad at you I get dragged into it as your proxy? :-))

      • Josh says:

        Because you are a smart woman? :)

      • Jaybird923 says:

        Jaybird = Josh, Jaybird = smart, therefore Josh = smart lol

      • Josh says:

        Here is a more nuanced version…

        Most of these women who accuse you of being @Josh’s proxy carry ill-will against men. You don’t.

        You speak your mind but don’t carry around misandry.

        Most of these women are misandrists, and when they don’t see misandry in your writings they cannot believe that a woman could be void of misandry.

  140. The Real Dave says:

    Dear System/Site Admin. Rape is NOT a joke. It is a highly violent crime that is illegal. To allow “jokes” of this nature would seriously undermine the integrity of this site and its premise.

    “non says:
    December 17, 2015 at 4:31 pm
    Wow, apparently no one on the blog knows how to take a joke about the “rape” comment. My bad..”

  141. The Real Dave says:

    women advocating rape on this blog. Admin, please stop this illegal activity AT ONCE !

    “Anon says:
    December 16, 2015 at 8:32 pm
    I miss you too. Josh can far surpass Dave anyday. I would get locked in a car with Josh and rape him before I would get in a car with Dave”

    • Anon says:

      Omg people!! Did you not see my comment that said it was a joke! Bc I was bored with “sewing” (truth), still beats the dumb Hampster comment from the Sugar Blogs and for Petes sake, I fell asleep! I work for a living, unlike everyone else on this blog that Lollie gags in 100 dollar bills and rolls around in them. Sucks to be me…but if you use your FAT finger too…and scroll down, I said (just now) that “you can’t rape the willing!” Get it?

      Or maybe you don’t. Here, let me explain. A woman who desires to be intimate with a man who enthrall a her that she could see herself with. You know, using your imaginatary faculty that God gave you.

      • Anon says:

        @ Real Dave

        You are just jealous as hell that I am actually hitting on Josh and not your putredness. I used one of your lines and made it fit what I neede to someone who owned the blog before you and you make him smell like roses. So, get your panties out of a wad and deal with it. Mr. Maniam

      • Anon says:

        And I know what “spell check is”, thank you very much. At least the only fat on my body are my fingers. Thank God I am a woman saying that. Lol.

      • The Real Dave says:

        ADMIN, please remove this disgusting person from the blog, please disallow her violent comments.

  142. The Real Dave says:

    @josh. dont fucking complain and hypergamy . do something about it. like scam when necessary until you meet one who acts right or obeys your rules .

  143. TVC15 says:

    Scroll down at this link to see a chat where Martin Shkreli offers a woman $10K to eat her pussy and gets turned down: {http://gawker.com/here-s-a-video-of-pharma-creep-martin-shkreli-flirting-1748338016}

    • The Real Dave says:

      I see you get your bright ideas from movies and your so called backward values. It comes as no surprise you’re a lonely slag on SA.

  144. FunDude says:

    Just got back from Vegas.

    Place is WAY overpriced for its value. The Tao nightclub has really deteriorated too.

    Don’t get it.

    At least Uber is up and running at a decent price. The only problem is that many hotels push Uber off into a hard to obtain place.

    • The Real Dave says:

      better to just gamble, get your drinks for free, watch a few shows, and if you get really horny , bang a hooker. At least they won’t talk as much as the slags on SA. Every now and then you might meet an actual chick who wants to hang with you at the tables.

  145. Kore13 says:

    Just for fun:

    [https://memorado.com/male_female_brain]

    I got 50 – 50. 😛

  146. Anonymous says:

    Well at least Brandon got us off the last blog that he never thought through.
    Though I have to say I think it was just a ploy to have evidence that SA is not in favour of @#@#. I would have to go along with that if it were the case [who needs the law on one’s case?]. If not then it was kind of farcical.

  147. Anonymous says:

    Why the fuck they would have the heart-shaped eraser on the keyboard?

    You can’t use the eraser to erase what’s being typed and heart does not represent love in the nsa, sugar environment.

    Why a good majority of women tend to be so dumb?

  148. Josh says:

    It seems that @Eloquence is posting as @Anon. 😉

    • Anonymous says:

      I hope not.

    • Anon says:

      You love you some Eloquence don’t you Josh? I find you sexy too. So, what about me? )wink, wink). Purrrrrr

    • Josh says:

      You sound as idiotic as @Anon as you sound as @Eloquence. 😉

      • Anon says:

        I love you too pookie. Muah!

      • Anon says:

        You sexy ass man you. You shouldn’t have stayed away so long. I just broke up with my boyfriend, sooo, ummmmm. Are you single?

      • Anon says:

        I miss you too. Josh can far surpass Dave anyday. I would get locked in a car with Josh and rape him before I would get in a car with Dave. 😉

      • yougottabekiddingme says:

        This comment made by a man to a woman would not be well-received.

        Failure on every level.

        ugh

        A troll is a troll is a troll.

      • Josh says:

        This shows exactly how much of women’s nonsense is tolerated in the feminist-infested societies.

      • The Real Dave says:

        Anon advocates female rape against a man and TVC says nothing about it ….. feminism right here in front of us.,

      • yougottabekiddingme says:

        No need to rock your own boat, Real Dave.

      • Josh says:

        It’s called selective “equality”.

      • The Real Dave says:

        Dear Ms Plus Sized mouth, I never advocated rape. Imputing her behavior upon me is disgusting and appalling. You are an enabler and obviously do not believe in equality.

      • Anon says:

        Wow, apparently no one on the blog knows how to take a joke about the “rape” comment. My bad, I fell asleep from my boredom of seeing, therefore I never got the chance to state “you cannot rape the willing!”

      • Anon says:

        Dang it.. Boredom of “sewing”, not “seeing”. What is this? fat finger Thursday? I am not even a fat woman for God’s sake.

      • Josh says:

        @Anon aka @Eloquence

        “Wow, apparently no one on the blog knows how to take a joke about the “rape” comment.”

        I don’t think that you received the memo that rape jokes are culturally outlawed by feminists? No man can make a rape joke and keep his job anymore…as we all know that imposing upon a man by a woman does not constitute rape…it is “good time” for the man.

  149. Anon says:

    Siri…show me the sweetest, sexiest man Lice based on my heart palpitations, DNA makeup and body chemistry, on this globe that will be a perfect match with my humor, charisma and slight oddities (calculating his altering motives and mine) to find a perfect match #perfectmatchmaker. #GoGo Apple …can you just make sure my kids go to college and become more than I am in life.

  150. Anon says:

    Siri…show me the sweetest, sexiest man Lice based on my heart palpitations, DNA makeup and body chemistry, on this globe that will be a perfect match with my humor, charisma and slight oddities (calculating his altering motives and mine) to find a perfect match #perfectmatchmaker. #GoGo Apple …can you just make sure my kids go to college and become more than I am in life.

  151. Anonymous says:

    What I’m Looking For:
    Nice dinner maybe going to see live theatre or doing something active like kayaking or hiking. I love flowers and nice gentleman gestures. Shivery is not dead :)
    LOL!

  152. Anon says:

    In my long Southern Drawl. “I am a helpless female, and I am in need of some manly assistance, I do declare.”

  153. TVC15 says:

    Now you can sell your virginity multiple times! {http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3360686/Company-selling-fake-hymens-Muslim-women-Germany-burst-fake-blood-trick-husbands-thinking-virgins-sees-sales-surge-migrant-influx-spikes.html}

  154. The Real Dave says:

    Stupid modern day female KKKunt is so predictable….You think I would give out real names of women , knowing full well, you obviously bored and mate-less (sugarless) females wouldn’t try to contact them to try to get dirt on me ? I play chess while you dumb idiots play checkers.

    • Admirer says:

      I agree Dave. An obvious battle of wits and they are bringing a knife to a gunfight.

    • Anon says:

      No, I actually sew. You know, the old school “Susie Homemaker” that would have you on your knees begging for more and in my lap like a lap dog, while I sewed you a knitted sweater to keep you warm baby cakes.

      You know it is brilliant and true. Xoxo

      • Anon says:

        Looky Lou, lucky you. Awe, everybody stopped talking. I have gotten used to it. All hail to Josh and Dave whom the blog Gurus love. I will take my stance and know I am not one of the cool kids. But wait till Santa shows up. Wash. Has. Has. You will wish I was your friend Buddy the Elf then.

        I may be in your window looking as crazy as he did in the movie, but when your deadline is due, you will write a story about me that is a best seller. And, you will miss me when I am gone!

      • Anonymous says:

        Please get back on the meds for your own sake!!!

  155. Anon says:

    Next BIG business idea? make Toys that say on the label…”Made by Santa on the North Pole, USA”. For all the Austitic chi